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Too Much Time Has Passed Since I Touched Those Little Boys!

elmo has made a statement.
left me looking like when i read it:

i hope he wasn’t being serious…

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Stephon Marbury’s Peen Gets Some Wet Leakage

i use to think ex baller wolf stephon marbury was kinda hot.
he had a nice little body and some charmin cakes.
i always wondered if his big head matched the little one down below.
my girl mandii b from full court pumps got first dibs.
you know i had to share with the foxhole..

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I Want To Make Love To You On A Bed Full Of Money

does this…

make you hard as steel?
wolves come and go,
but green can keep me warm at night.
no seriously it can:

if i asked your broke ass what would you do if you got rich tomorrow…
i am sure you could provide me a list or two.
hell maybe 5.
we spend our days day dreaming of a better life.
this is what we bust our ass for daily.
getting up and going to a “ain’t shit” job.
working about 10 hours a day hoping one day,
it will all pay off.
one where we can afford to pay our bills,
eat at the most expensive restaurants,
travel to far away lands,
and hob knob with the best of em.
don’t even have to mention the amount of pussy/ass/dick you will get.
once you have money,
it cums (literally) by the boat loads.
i’m sure those online attention whores will finally notice you.
everyone becomes your friend.
you can literally buy other people to hang with you.
life certainly starts to become more enjoyable.
well that is before it’s all gone.
money,
low self esteem,
and no plan is the devil.
i had to ask the foxhole…

Can you mentally afford to be rich?

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Rihanna Fashion Show LIVE

who knew rihanna was a fashion designer?

she is putting her feet in everything.
are we mad?
well she had her very first fashion show for river island today…

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I Got 99 Problems and Being A Free Agent is One

so you were playing football,
career was pretty solid,
you weren’t the star…
…but you are on a team you call home.
you built a relationship with other players.
life was good or so you thought.
end of season they cut your ass.