so he may not be the baller wolf you were expecting,
but he does have money.
an f-bi asked me if i thought this guy was cute,
but i was more caught up in how he has a… maybach.

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i’m all for being a positive role model for the youngins,
but this story was rather ridiculous.
a cleaning service worker in a florida airport found an ipad and 13k in cash.
he does the right thing, but…
Is the “doing the right thing” really worth it?…

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i don’t know what this has to do with the case,
but i guess this is evidence…

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when things go wrong,
it helps that you have someone who would have your back.
elmo has his first friend to walk with him throughout these flames.
an f-bi sent this in and it is a bitter sweet cosign…

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yeah.
you know what?
we did misunderstand him.
we apologize Jackal….

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my wolves will love this.
you know on those late nights when you are on a chat line….
need someone to fuck…
and this hits you up with the same idea as yours.
you fuck him.
he drains your pipe just right.
so you find yourself fucking him regularly.
you catch feelings.
he does too.
some shit goes wrong.
your ass is all over hood and tmz.
now you are the victim.

well meet cecil!

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