You Like It Dark

Phillip-Seymour-Hoffmanactor and director,
phillip seymour hoffman,
was found dead today.
result?
heroin overdose.
gollllllllllllllllllly.
now i remember mr. hoffman for some of his movies,
but i never knew he was battling an addiction as serious as that.
hell i don’t think other people did either…
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Spotify Makes Me Feel Tingly Inside

LISTENTOMEi love to talk about things that i like.
i also love to talk about my favorite music.
i lovvvvveeeeeee music.
well now i want to talk about my favorite music app,
spotify….
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Kerry Rhodes Has A Girlfriend Now

139125802840ad965712according to mto.
you know they tend to be sketchy.
anyway kerry is allegedly dating actress whitney cummings.
everyone congratulate the happy couple.
fake_smileremind me to take him off my “to do” list.
listen i don’t blame her.
do you see him and that body of his?
get that black pipe snow bunny!

The Only Hoe In The Crib For One-Foh

SUPERHOEso this weekend,
the hoes are out in full force in the city.
they got their income tax checks,
hair got did,
make up done,
“cum fuck me” heels have been polished,
long hours of practicing how to perfect fire twerks from youtube videos,
and now its time to secure an 18 year check
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Justin Bieber and Khalil Double Team a Stripper

0201-bieber-lil-za-nyc-3biebz looks confused as what to do.
khalil suckin on that tit like he 1 month old.

please.

that’s it?
pfffffffft!
thats nothing than what my straight wolf friends use to do.

welp i’m sure his “bielbers” are continuously losing their minds.
…does he even still have fans?

photo courtesy: tmz

Premium Meat of My SB Minute: Earl Thomas III

earlti really don’t have a dog in this fight.
not particularly interested in the teams at the superbowl.
my team ain’t playing soooo….
yeah.
i’ll be still watching tho.

that being said,
^look at earl thomas III of the seahawks.
he has since cut this dreads
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