“So Jeffrey, What Kind of Gay Are You?”

Screen Shot 2014-02-19 at 8.02.44 PM“jeffery what kind of gay are you?
so there are all kinds of gays in here.
so there are subcultures in the culture.
aaah i’ll teach you.
so you have the guys who are feminine over there.
then you have the butch ones who are over there.
then you have the butch queens.
and then you the queeeens.
which one are you?
you’re one of them jeffrey.
you’ll figure it out i guess.
okay maybe you’re right.
maybe there is a breed i don’t know about,
which is rare,
because i know and luhhhh the kids.”
– candace to jeffrey in the gay club, sabotage.
you know i vomited at that scene right?

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any thoughts on poor jeffrey’s first night at the gay club?

My Hole Is Yours

tumblr_lxnj1xdEyU1qbw2q1o2_500an f-bi sent me the following with the question,
“would you do this?”.
i had to post this because my mouth is still open
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VIXEN CANDY: (42)

144cg09my spirit animal,
angelina jolie,
killed it at the bafta awards
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Carmelo Anthony Is A Lookin Ass (You Get The Idea)

CRMELOANTcarmelo anthony is looking better these days.
i was surprised how much weight he has lost when i saw him at all star.
he is lookin’ less” ninja turtle” in the face.
the facial hair helps too.
go melo.
anyway so everyone is talkin’ about carmelo today.
he played against the memphis grizzles last night and this happened…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (28)

the queen vs the aggressive vixen.
two hood rats; one bus.
who wins?…
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The Online Attention Whore Who Was Full of Shit

largecan i tell you what one of my fantasies is?
cum closer.
i don’t want everyone to hear.
it’s meeting one of the fine attention whores offline.
mmmhmm.
probably one of the instagram “herbanut” cult members,
with about 500+ likes on every picture,
with the muscles,
“you know you’ll let me smash” pictures,
and the “i’m 100% straight” disclaimers.
uh huh don’t front!
those are usually the best ones to smash!
well nothing could turn me off more…
than what one of my readers experienced meeting one of them recently…

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