You Have To Jack Off In Front Of Everyone To Join The Foxhole Like David Beckham

DAVIDBECKyup foxholer.
we need to know what you’re working with.
so drop trou and get to jackin!
david beckham had to do it.
he just admitted what his hazing ritual was and well…
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This Ain’t The End (But A New Beginning)

tumblr_lqmecai9jg1r08hw5o1_500bags are packed.
checklist is pretty much checked off.
my anxiety is on full throttle.
I’m about to leave to the airport,
but i had to write this before i left.
i’m pretty excited about where I’m about to go.
don’t think you all won’t be joining me at that place.
i wanted to do pray before i left.
now i know some people might be screw face,
but i’m already screw facing you.
anyway lets get to this prayer real quick…

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Do You Still Like Me Now? (My Broken Piece)

brokenbeyoncei always liked this beyonce song,
“save the hero”.
i think i mentioned that before.
the lyrics are a true testimony of my life.
you know the person who is always there for others,
acts like the super hero,
goes above and beyond to make sure they are okay,
keeps a great reputation,
but when the super hero goes home and takes their mask off…
who saves them?
i had someone who use to save me.
someone i felt comfortable to talk to and share myself with.
he has passed on and it has left me a complete mess.
my life is a fuckin mess.
do you still like me now?
i know people like living in a fantasy of others these days.
at least i have the balls to admit it.
a long piece ahead…

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