I know Halloween is over with this entry…
but do I look like I give a damn?

I am a big Halloween buff.
Not the holiday, but the actual movie franchise.

Michael Myers, like Jesus, is my homeboy.
He is the only one I know who can walk,
while you are running,
and still manage catch up with your out of breath ass.
And with enough energy, choke the living shit out of you.
He was smooth lol

Anyway, I saw this video just now and damn near fell out laughing…

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrsWwzrx_jU&feature=youtu.be]

….

That would have made me shart on myself.

I wonder what would have happened if he was doing this at the Magic Johnson theater at 125th in NY?