Ray J: The Fattest Cakes In R and B?

Ray J is kinda… corny.

We all figured this out years ago.
He will always be “Brandy’s Brother” or “The Idiot Who Made Kim Kardashian Relevant” in my eyes.
Then what gets me is he stay trying to be some kind of gangsta.
SONJA NORWOOD AIN’T RAISE NO GANGSTAS!!!!
So he can cut that shit out (see audio from radio interview after Fabolous fight)…

Ray J is a handsome dude those lips I’d like to ride.
Even though, I have a sneaky feeling he wouldn’t be looking for a FOX.
Besides him packing some major steel in his tighty whiteys…

(see Ray J/Kim K sexual sleep-fest)…
…He also packs major Charmin in the back.

Was I the only one who knew Ray J had a nice tail?

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emIAFDMGKno]

and the video that hipped me onto that fat ass of his:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0LifGRabiw]

Has he stole the award for Best Ass on a R/B Solo from Omarion?
Hmmm…
Wolves (and tail loving Foxes)… what do you think?

31 thoughts on “Ray J: The Fattest Cakes In R and B?

  1. He got a nice everything…even with the extra pounds…he can still get it. Ha!

  2. Charles :
    He’s real clean cut, probably 3rd generation…not fobish (fresh off the boat), and has has that preppy, white boy swagger. I can’t explain it, think Bruno Mars but cuter and with a bigger ass lol.

    Dude just go up to the brother I am sure he has seen you on campus a few times by now and ask him if A. If he can recommend to you a cheap math tutor or B. Ask him if he knows anything about computers you can tell his ass that you think all your MP3’s on your computer may be jacking it up. This could lead into a covo about music if the dude is into Hip hop then maybe that’s a sign that he could be feeling black dudes and see if that leads into any more personal conversations etc. If not bust his ass aside the head drag him out back and have your fucking way with him.

  3. shea :
    I’ve never noticed RayJs rump, but from the pics above it look like he’s got sumthin. He’d prolly scratch ur eyes out (lol) knwing called him n RnB artist.haha. Ray is a former gang member! You bettaa recognize, between you n me…I heard he got fucked in…Eye kid eye kid…Music Soul Child is short n stocky, he prolly got a plumper booty than Ray….

    I got to admit I have seen some fucking 5’7 brothers with some phat azzes but Ray is more on the flat end and I don’t care how he tries to rep he likes getting that azz smashed by ballers and local low level thugs.

  4. JAY :
    I mean my school is predominantly Asian so I know there’s a variety, but I’m not attracted to any of them. The fact he says this is an Asian dude with a fat ass is very intriguing though. lol
    Anytime I see a non-black dude with a fat ass that requires at least five minutes of my undivided attention and research. lol

    Lol, he has a phatty!! Every time I get up to print something, I try and catch a good look at his ass. I don’t know, I think he’s straight though…or as y’all would say, and Asian Wolf lol. He’s always talking to this homely looking white chick, and I get the feeling that she’s probably more than a friend. I get so jealous when I see him talking to her ass lol.

  5. I’ve never noticed RayJs rump, but from the pics above it look like he’s got sumthin. He’d prolly scratch ur eyes out (lol) knwing called him n RnB artist.haha. Ray is a former gang member! You bettaa recognize, between you n me…I heard he got fucked in…Eye kid eye kid…Music Soul Child is short n stocky, he prolly got a plumper booty than Ray….

  6. Bruh if you trying to pop an Asian dude you may scare him of cause if his messes around say with other Asians they are not use to having big dicks in them case they are used to them little bitty Asian’s dicks!!!! You pull out that mandingo and its’ fucking game over man game over lol

  7. He’s real clean cut, probably 3rd generation…not fobish (fresh off the boat), and has has that preppy, white boy swagger. I can’t explain it, think Bruno Mars but cuter and with a bigger ass lol.

    1. Yeah, i thought so. People tend to forget about the more Americanized asians and focus on the stereotyped ones. I figured he’s more like the token asians who’s on the Crew or Lacrosse team. Probably pledged Sig-Chi or Sigma Epsilon and enjoys blonde women and have a heavy gym regimen but are still self-conscious about their penis size.

      1. I mean my school is predominantly Asian so I know there’s a variety, but I’m not attracted to any of them. The fact he says this is an Asian dude with a fat ass is very intriguing though. lol

        Anytime I see a non-black dude with a fat ass that requires at least five minutes of my undivided attention and research. lol

  8. I feel ya lol though lately I kind of seen some Asian’s and sexy like Ken Watanabe for some reason when I saw him in the Last Samurai I thought I was looking at a black man but its black for me all da way lol

  9. Charles :
    Haha, I fuckin wish. Nah, I haven’t smashed a single one. I just assume most niggas in Philly are either straight or would never act on those urges. The only dude I truly wanna smash is this Asian dude that works at my campus library. I mentioned this in another post on here.

    Damn bruh lol philly is like every other city they got tons of gay brothers and they got some really sexy strippers out there too. LOL How tall are you bruh just wondering and are you strictly into Asians or non black dudes. I remember I couple of years black I had a chance to do a hook up with a UCLA Basketball player but I didn’t like the set up so I past sometimes I say to myself damn that might have been sum good ass lol

    1. I’m 5”11, and nah, I love niggas! I generally only go for other brothas’ but this Asian dude has this swagger that I love so much.

  10. Jamari, you should make a post about college sexcapades. I got a few stories I’d like to share.

  11. Haha, I fuckin wish. Nah, I haven’t smashed a single one. I just assume most niggas in Philly are either straight or would never act on those urges. The only dude I truly wanna smash is this Asian dude that works at my campus library. I mentioned this in another post on here.

  12. Ray J is at 5’9 and weights 150 lbs home boy got no azz at tall, only thing big about him is his big azz wining mouth lol

    Charles :
    Dude, if you wanna niggas with ass, come to PSU and peep the freshman hall. Or maybe not, since its hard for freshman to get housing. Scratch that, I play for basketball team Penn State, and a good majority of teammates blow Ray J out of the water in the ass department. Plus, they’re taller lol.
    (BTW, I’m benched this semster, don’t search me lol)

    Bruh I would come and check yo azz out lol one of my best friends teaches there. So how many of your team mates you done smashed?

  13. Ray J is at 5’9 and weights 150 lbs home boy got no azz at tall, only thing big about him is his big azz wining mouth lol

  14. Yep, it’s frustrating wanting to get a few glances, but refusing because you don’t want to get caught. I hope I’m off the team by Spring lol

  15. Dude, if you wanna niggas with ass, come to PSU and peep the freshman hall. Or maybe not, since its hard for freshman to get housing. Scratch that, I play for basketball team Penn State, and a good majority of teammates blow Ray J out of the water in the ass department. Plus, they’re taller lol.

    (BTW, I’m benched this semster, don’t search me lol)

    1. LOL I wouldn’t do that.
      Your privacy is safe with me.

      I could not be a sports reporter.
      Trying to give an interview and meat everywhere.
      I think I would explode.

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