Remember Him?

I remember those arms quite well….

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A Dog and a Fox.

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Why has he been making me so horny lately?

Soooooooooo………..

I think I have an illegal lust crush on Bow Wow.
I do not know know how it started or where it came from,
but I have found myself lusting after this short little man….

and quite frankly, I’m scared.

He isn’t the ballers I’m use too.
He is a rap-tor.

No muscles or nothing extravagant.
Just nice eyes and nice pink lips.


But today,
we had a moment.

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The Real Fox Hunt

I realized something.

Not only am I looking for a Wolf, I am also going to looking for some new Foxes to be friends with. I love my current Foxes I am cool with, but a ton of them live in other states. The ones I would actually go Wolf Huntin’ with or simple go to parties in the know. Like Star Fox and Fire Fox – two of my best friends who live far away from me.

I had to re-evaluate the circle around me and a lot of my old Foxes turned out to be masculine queens. All they wanted to do was gossip about me and be insecure in the process. I couldn’t handle it anymore so I had to give them the boot.

*kick to the curb*

You always need a good group of friends around you. Ones who will keep you sane, tell you where all the good spots are, and others who just simply like being around you.

I am pretty much open to any Fox that wants to run with me. I just request 2 things I am sure are not too much. 1st and foremost, he needs to not be MESSY. To be an exclusive Fox, you cannot be a hot box. People in the street cannot know your drama as you walk down the street. Birds of a feather flock together.

Second and lastly, I must be able to trust you. One thing I cannot STAND is a liar. If you can lie to me about trivial shit, when something big happens, you will cover your tracks with that too. I drop liars pretty much within the first sign of trouble.

A good life is filled with great friends. You want to share every moment with them building memories that could fill museums.

So, the hunt is on.

Later.

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PAUSE: Holy Homothugs Batman!

……… are half these rappers not the biggest homos?

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Model Mayhem

So I went with my boss to an event my job was holding,
tired as all get out,
and I was happily surprised that it was for a male model casting…

You know I perked up when I saw all the various flavored meat.

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1 Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Tree

Well Mister J is a nut job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Details as they develop…