Mario Lopez Grabs a “Juicy” Foxtail (or Wolf Tail?)

mario-lopez-shirtless1…and down at miami pride of all places.
why he was at miami pride,
i have no idea,
but mario lopez of extra decided to grab his friend’s foxtail for the festivities.
this is what he said after the handful of cheeks on twitter…

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giphy-144…juicy?
i know straight wolves with bigger cheeks than that.

i love how tho…
if a straight black wolf did/said that,
he would be:

gay
homo
faggot
dl
suspect

his mentions would look like “clean up on aisle two”.
his girlfriends/wife would be called into question for possible bearding activity.
someone of another race does it and its:

lol
funny!
hahaha!
yeah its pretty big and needs to be grabbed!
aww man i wish he would have grabbed mine!

or:

i guess life is different if you don’t have melanin in your skin.

tumblr_inline_ncdp0jkPTq1sp8zt4carry on…

pictures taken: twitter

20 thoughts on “Mario Lopez Grabs a “Juicy” Foxtail (or Wolf Tail?)

    1. ^Koala…that guy has a nice ass, but watching dudes twerk is a turn-off to me. That shyt is not cute…AT ALL!

  1. “We don’t Play That!” Look at what Diddy and French r going through over that recent pic. Mario is a member of a culture that is very machismo, and frowns on that as well; but he’s secure in his manhood, and everybody loves the gay dollars and fan base now a days. So, he gets some publicity and a wink from the stans.

    #winning!

  2. Our black community has been drilled so about being hard as a man. The knowledge of being friends or having fun with friends especially males goes out the window. That being said if it was another black male grabbing onto another they would be labeled no questions asked.

  3. I met Mario Lopez once. Great guy with a mischievous sense of humor. I could see him doing this and joking about it. And folks are right…white folks have way more sexually latitude.

  4. ^ what everyone said, the double standards are real with the Black community.
    Black people tend to be so stuck in the past its unreal.
    I’ll make the decision NOT to be one of those people.

    Life’s too damn short for me to be worrying about what “other black people” think. As if I’m supposed to care about some random’s opinion, those same randoms who would have made fun of me for not “being black enough” in the first place.
    I’m plenty black FOH. i’m way ahead of them anyway.
    Why do we care about a bunch of nobody’s opinions? If these people were worth a damn, maybe their opinion would be worth listening to, but then again, maybe not.They can judge all they want!
    If we can get past that, then maybe you’d see Black men doing that in the picture above, but then again, maybe not. LOL!

  5. Yeah a straight black man would be on every blog labeling him gay or on the DL if he did this. The black community is so harsh on DL men blaming them for spreading STDs, HIV etc. I mean I get it you have some messy DL men who do that and spread those diseases to their wives, girlfriends etc and I’m not cool with that. It starts when black boys are younger and their parents especially black dads see their son with a slight bend in his wrist and he is on his son to make him tough and I get it to a point. That’s why you have these instagram gym muscle heads, athletes, rappers, doctors, lawyers, businessmen, etc getting married to women, having girlfriends and baby mothers, cheating on their woman with other dudes. I could go on and on about this topic.

  6. Cute, but wish it was a black fix with a big butt, just imagine if Mario could keep his straight card grabbing it.

  7. In the Latino/Spanish Caribbean community is different. I mean if you grew up on the island or on the coast spending time at the beach a lot of male friends would be naked with each others and it never seem as a problem or start shit like “oh they’re gay” none of that. But in the black American community it will be like “Yo, what the fuck you doin? I ain’t into that homo shit” or worse a black woman “Oh my God, I saw Damon naked with some dude at chocha beach. That shit is nasty.”

  8. Wow! I kinda gasped when I saw this but jamari you have to consider money and status changes people’s perceptions everyone knows this is inappropriate for any man to touch another man’s behind gay men don’t even do this but the standard is different for non-black men and straight with money all this is to most people is a rich man acting a fool because he’s bored.

      1. Lol! You’re absolutely right that’s because black people are so busy policing other black peoples lives and or behavior and that’s the crux of the problem.

  9. I know exactly what you mean. I cannot stand the double standards in our own community. This will be forgotten in a few days but let it would have been a straight black wolf like you said and we never would hear the end of it. Smh.

    Anyway the picture is nice, looks like they having fun.

  10. Black people have way too many hangups to deal with a situation like this. If this was a brother, he would be labeled a flaming queen in the black community. Anyways, is it just me or does Mario Lopez get better looking the older he gets?

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