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kellon deryck wants to be your “quarantine bae”

   Published Date: April 24, 2020  12 Comments on kellon deryck wants to be your “quarantine bae”

i can imagine business might be slow for hair styling wolf,
kellon deryck.
since we have been on lock down,
celebs like missy and megan aren’t doing shit so no hair needs to be done.
well kellon has decided to start a music career.
yes,
you read right.
his newest single is called “quarantine bae“.
the foxhole blew up my box with the debuted single cover on his ig…

mmm.
1 is perfect.
the thighs tho >>>
2 is way too flashy and 3 looks like an ad for “merry maids”.
regardless,
he is still looks good.

 

now…

i wonder if his best side is on the back cover?

 

low-key: at least he isn’t joining onlyfans,
right?
i know that price will be 250 dollars.

12 thoughts on “kellon deryck wants to be your “quarantine bae””

  1. Y’all don’t want him??? Give him to me. I’ll take him. That body. He can go broke for all I care. Myyyyyy funny valentine. I’ll swoop in real quick. In other news Demetrius J onlyfans sucks. I wish someone warned me. Don’t do it ladies. It’s a long list of onlyfan pages that are trash. And 75% of them I learned through Jamari. So in a min imma want Jamari to reimburse me

  2. He’s very attractive physically to me, but sometimes it seems like he tries just a bit too hard to be sexy. There’s something to be said for having a natural je ne sais quoi.

  7. Can I tell you how fine he is. He is in a committed relationship but you let them break up I AM THERE!!!

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