Jamari Fox Answers 80 of the Sexiest Smut Questions

how do i just go from venting about the lord,
to a multi quiz about sex.
the devil just don’t want me to be great.
should i sign my vip seat to hell?

le sigh.

one of my lurker wolves sent me this in a CONTACT email.
he actually wanted me to do it,
then post it for everyone to complete.
i’m always down for a quick escape to smut, so why not!

NSFW!
NSFSE (not safe for straight eyes either)!

KINKY QUESTION, I DARE YOU

  • 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? how about couch, to kitchen, then top of dryer?
  • 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: bad. he came to fast and his stroke was boring.
  • 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: mufasa from the lion king.
  • 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: seeing a black man with body, body and shirtless, or if he has a fat ass.


5:
Where is one place you would never have sex: a church

  • 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was…. when he wanted to think about beyonce to get hard.
  • 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: a nose. lol
  • 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: handcuffs because i know they won’t be able to get away.
  • 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: run your tongue across my body and find out.
  • 10: Top or bottom? 100% under him.
  • 11: We were about to fuck but then my aunt was about to come home in 5 minutes.
  • 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? i need a good 3.
  • 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: my goodie box.
  • 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: “You gonna be my bitch.” Um what?
  • 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: smelly balls and bumps of any kind.
  • 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: nothing… yett
  • 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]: i taste pretty good.
  • 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: never okay.
  • 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? all my substitute teachers were fine.
  • 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: desert.
  • 21: How big is too big: anything that needs two full hands to jerk off while giving head.
  • 22: One sexual thing you would never do: fisting.
  • 23: Biggest turn on: a muscular handsome wolf.
  • 24: Three spots that drive you insane: run your tongue across my body and find out.
  • 25: Worst possible time to get horny: amongst straight wolves.
  • 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: i need him to let me know in any way he likes it.
  • 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: fucking in church. lol
  • 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: ok, what the fuck?????
  • 29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: i was too tight that it made them cum instantly.

  • 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: anything that doesn’t look like a mini afro or can be corn rowed for your peen.
  • 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: yup. that means he did and i’m satisfied if he is (depending on how long we went)
  • 32: Fill in the blank: “If they turn me on, we are fuckin”….
  • 33: What your favorite part of your body: my whole body.
  • 34: Favorite foreplay activities: dry hump the shit out of me.
  • 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] fuck me good (>) not aggressive (<) we both cum (=)
  • 36: What do you wear to bed? depends.
  • 37: When was the first time you masturbated: 7.
  • 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? nope.
  • 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? never.
  • 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? want too.
  • 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? a very awkward one with a wolf and vixen.
  • 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? peanut butter (dont ask)
  • 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? yup.
  • 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? want too…
  • 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? every song that turns me on in one playlist.
  • 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? um…
  • 47: Most attractive celebrity? have you seen the baller wolves i post?
  • 48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? that sounded totally, like, corny. but, like, yup.
  • 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 1 1/2.
  • 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? yup.
  • 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? anyone fat.
  • 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) cocoa butter solves those issues.
  • 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) yup. i like to have a wolf by the balls.
  • 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? yup.
  • 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? i want it to be the best experience ever.

  • 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? peanut butter. lol.
  • 57: Is there anything you do on blog that you would not like your significant other to see? uh…
  • 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) yup. handcuffs, blindfold, paddle.
  • 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your blog for a day? hell naw.
  • 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? i’d tell him he needs a dick enhancement, he is getting fat, and his face been starting to bother me.
  • 61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? a high class escort.
  • 62: Do you watch porn? didn’t we already answer this?
  • 63: How small is too small? if i have to ask, “is that it?”
  • 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? have we met? i sweat freak.
  • 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? it meant nothing. part of foreplay. hated it.
  • 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? yeah.
  • 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? already have. it was an interesting day.
  • 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? yes. yuck.
  • 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? nope.
  • 70: Pecs or Abs? Pecs.
  • 71: What would you name your favorite sexual body part? That Tightness.
  • 72: Have you ever been on an official date? yup.
  • 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) yeah. They were better.
  • 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Passion Tight Cheeks
  • 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) in my aunt’s bed. the pissed me off that day. turned me on tho.

  • 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? I would proceed to vomit.
  • 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? An hour ago.
  • 78: If you had a pussy for a week, what are five things you would do? Go fuck the finest stranger on the street, finger myself, I would hit up BKBrandon and have him eat me out, get in the club and vip for free, and have a Baller Wolf sponsor my whole life.
  • 79: What is the roughest sex you ever had? one where i had his hands around my neck from the back and proceeded to fuck me so hard, i thought his dick was going to fly through my mouth.
  • 80: Could you go without sex for a long time? i’m celibate right now until someone worth unlocking the cheeks comes along.


are you kinky enough to answer in the comment section:

  • 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
  • 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
  • 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
  • 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
  • 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
  • 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
  • 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
  • 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
  • 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
  • 10: Top or bottom?
  • 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
  • 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
  • 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
  • 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
  • 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
  • 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
  • 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
  • 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
  • 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
  • 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
  • 21: How big is too big:
  • 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
  • 23: Biggest turn on:
  • 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
  • 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
  • 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
  • 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
  • 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
  • 29: Best sexual compliment you ever got:
  • 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
  • 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
  • 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
  • 33: What your favorite part of your body:
  • 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
  • 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
  • 36: What do you wear to bed?
  • 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
  • 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
  • 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
  • 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
  • 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
  • 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
  • 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
  • 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
  • 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
  • 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
  • 47: Most attractive celebrity?
  • 48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not?
  • 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
  • 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
  • 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
  • 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
  • 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
  • 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
  • 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
  • 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
  • 57: Is there anything you do on your phone that you would not like your significant other to see?
  • 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
  • 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your phone for a day?
  • 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
  • 61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
  • 62: Do you watch porn?
  • 63: How small is too small?
  • 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
  • 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
  • 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
  • 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
  • 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
  • 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
  • 70: Pecs or Abs?
  • 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
  • 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
  • 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
  • 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
  • 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
  • 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
  • 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia?
  • 78: If you had a pussy for a day, what are five things you would do?
  • 79: What is the roughest sex you ever had?
  • 80: Could you go without sex for a long time?

43 thoughts on “Jamari Fox Answers 80 of the Sexiest Smut Questions

  1.  1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Kitchen counter and then top of the dryer are fun
     2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Alright didn’t last as long as I wanted couldn’t take any more.
     3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Neji (from Naruto the kid in me) knows all the right spots
     4: Something that never fails to make you horny: a built naked man with a pretty hard dick
     5: Where is one place you would never have sex: in church
     6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when dude was about to cum while I was lickin his nipples and he was moaning like the world was ending. Lol I didn’t know it could feel that good.
     7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: it was something very gory but I cant remember exactly what
     8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Rope
     9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Dirty talk telling me what u want to do to me
     10: Top or bottom? Top
     11: We were about to fuck (dude) but then my brother pulled up with some of his and my friends (more dudes) [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
     12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? It depends on how good the sex is
     13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: hidden things are on the laptop
     14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: other mutual friends name
     15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: like deep throat, dislike all the saliva all over the balls
     16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
     17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] No haven’t yet so when should I try
     18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: condoms are a must
     19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? My High School Female Economics Teacher
     20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: None
     21: How big is too big: umm we have to see the dimensions
     22: One sexual thing you would never do: Animals
     23: Biggest turn on: Intellectual sexual conversation, that soft sexual touch on back of my neck
     24: Three spots that drive you insane: Ears, Neck, Inner Thigh
     25: Worst possible time to get horny: During a jog
     26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: once it doesn’t seem forced
     27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: hooking back with EX (too much emotions)
     28: How much fapping is too much fapping: More than once a day
     29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: I’m outta breath, why you had to go that to me
     30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: bald nuts with a runway from the navel down
     31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Nope
     32: Fill in the blank: “If they can kiss, we are fuckin”
     33: What your favorite part of your body: Eyes
     34: Favorite foreplay activities: Kissing, Suckin and Lickin on the neck
     35: Love (>, Sex but the sex must still b on point
     36: What do you wear to bed? Boxers
     37: When was the first time you masturbated: 11 is the first true time, that’s when the cum came
     38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? No
     39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Yes can’t remember
     40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Yes
     41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes a couple
     42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? none
     43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? yes
     44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? I’m lookin forward to joining the mile high club
     45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Right Now it would be “High for This” – Ellie Goulding (The Weekend Cover)
     46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Sweets with Cinnamon
     47: Most attractive celebrity? Female – Candice Swanepoel / Male – Mehcad Brooks/Wesley Jonathan
     48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? Yea it turns me on
     49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? Conception Days Old
     50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Not to my knowledge
     51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Fat Guys
     52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) No
     53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Not really unless it’s in the shower
     54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? don’t mind once they have meaning
     55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? It’s too much of a task
     56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Any food and sex don’t mix well
     57: Is there anything you do on your phone that you would not like your significant other to see? Not really
     58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Nope
     59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your phone for a day? yup
     60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yes
     61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? If those where the only to options I’d choose prostitute the publicity would be too much for me
     62: Do you watch porn? Yup
     63: How small is too small? 5”and below
     64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes . . . the positions and duration
     65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? Can’t remember . . . probably not
     66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Yup
     67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Nope
     68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Yes
     69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Probably
     70: Pecs or Abs? Abs
     71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Someone else could probably
     72: Have you ever been on an official date? Nope
     73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Yes
     74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Tha Mocha
     75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) No
     76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? O well . . . Can’t change that
     77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? oooo
     78: If you had a pussy for a day, what are five things you would do? With only a day hmmmm Find the my G Spot, See if I could squirt, see how it feels to take dick, etc
     79: What is the roughest sex you ever had? Broke the bed head and frame
     80: Could you go without sex for a long time? Not really

  2.  1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Kitchen counter and then top of the dryer are fun
     2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Alright didn’t last as long as I wanted couldn’t take any more.
     3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Neji (from Naruto the kid in me) knows all the right spots
     4: Something that never fails to make you horny: a built naked man with a pretty hard dick
     5: Where is one place you would never have sex: in church
     6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when dude was about to cum while I was lickin his nipples and he was moaning like the world was ending. Lol I didn’t know it could feel that good.
     7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: it was something very gory but I cant remember exactly what
     8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Rope
     9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Dirty talk telling me what u want to do to me
     10: Top or bottom? Top
     11: We were about to fuck (dude) but then my brother pulled up with some of his and my friends (more dudes) [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
     12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? It depends on how good the sex is
     13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: hidden things are on the laptop
     14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: other mutual friends name
     15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: like deep throat, dislike all the saliva all over the balls
     16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
     17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] No haven’t yet so when should I try
     18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: condoms are a must
     19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? My High School Female Economics Teacher
     20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: None
     21: How big is too big: umm we have to see the dimensions
     22: One sexual thing you would never do: Animals
     23: Biggest turn on: Intellectual sexual conversation, that soft sexual touch on back of my neck
     24: Three spots that drive you insane: Ears, Neck, Inner Thigh
     25: Worst possible time to get horny: During a jog
     26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: once it doesn’t seem forced
     27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: hooking back with EX (too much emotions)
     28: How much fapping is too much fapping: ??
     29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: I’m outta breath, why you had to go that to me
     30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: bald nuts with a runway from the navel down
     31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Nope
     32: Fill in the blank: “If they can kiss, we are fuckin”
     33: What your favorite part of your body: Eyes
     34: Favorite foreplay activities: Kissing, Suckin and Lickin on the neck
     35: Love (>, Sex but the sex must still b on point
     36: What do you wear to bed? Boxers
     37: When was the first time you masturbated: 11 is the first true time, that’s when the cum came
     38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? No
     39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Yes can’t remember
     40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Yes
     41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes a couple
     42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? none
     43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? yes
     44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? I’m lookin forward to joining the mile high club
     45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Right Now it would be “High for This” – Ellie Goulding (The Weekend Cover)
     46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Sweets with Cinnamon
     47: Most attractive celebrity? Female – Candice Swanepoel / Male – Mehcad Brooks/Wesley Jonathan
     48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? Yea it turns me on
     49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? Conception Days Old
     50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Not to my knowledge
     51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Fat Guys
     52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) No
     53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Not really unless it’s in the shower
     54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? don’t mind once they have meaning
     55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? It’s too much of a task
     56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Any food and sex don’t mix well
     57: Is there anything you do on your phone that you would not like your significant other to see? Not really
     58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Nope
     59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your phone for a day? yup
     60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yes
     61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? If those where the only to options I’d choose prostitute the publicity would be too much for me
     62: Do you watch porn? Yup
     63: How small is too small? 5”and below
     64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yes . . . the positions and duration
     65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? Can’t remember . . . probably not
     66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Yup
     67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Nope
     68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Yes
     69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Probably
     70: Pecs or Abs? Abs
     71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Someone else could probably
     72: Have you ever been on an official date? Nope
     73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Yes
     74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Tha Mocha
     75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) No
     76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? O well . . . Can’t change that
     77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? oooo
     78: If you had a pussy for a day, what are five things you would do? With only a day hmmmm Find the my G Spot, See if I could squirt, see how it feels to take dick, etc
     79: What is the roughest sex you ever had? Broke the bed head and frame
     80: Could you go without sex for a long time? Not really

  3. Fine.

    1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? COUNTER & COUCH (Too much vibration in dryer)
    2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: GREAT (lots of cvm, multiple orgasms, and we’re still not sure what we did…lol)
    3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: WOLVERINE (he has to sheath the claws though)
    4: Something that never fails to make you horny: GETTING A MASSAGE
    5: Where is one place you would never have sex: CHURCH
    6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when I GOT PAINTED (well, the condom did; and greens came out)
    7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: DUNNO
    8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: ROPE (more give & looks sexier)
    9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: FLICK MY NIPPLES/KISS ME
    10: Top or bottom? TOP
    11: We were FVCKING IN THE LIVING ROOM but then WE HEARD HIS MOM’S KEYS IN THE DOOR
    12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? ONE IS ENUF
    13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: ALL ON LAPTOP/WEB
    14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: N/A
    15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: DISLIKE: DEEP THROAT
    16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: ASKED TO PEE ON SOMEONE (and I did *shrug*)
    17: Have you ever tasted yourself? YES, I’M SWEET (esp. precum)
    18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: YES, IF TESTED & MONOGAMOUS
    19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? COUPLE IN HS (men & women)
    20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: FRUIT & HONEY
    21: How big is too big: NOT TRYING, BUT THICKNESS IS ISSUE OVER LENGTH
    22: One sexual thing you would never do: SCAT/BLOOD
    23: Biggest turn on: NUDE MASSAGES, KISSING
    24: Three spots that drive you insane: TOES, NECK, NIPPLES
    25: Worst possible time to get horny: AT CHURCH; WORK (while in a suit)
    26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: HECK YES!!
    27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: BEACH (sand in weird places…)
    28: How much fapping is too much fapping: MORE THAN 2X/DAY
    29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: WTF JUST HAPPENED? I’M STILL HAVING FLASHBACKS
    30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: LONG AS IT’S NEAT & YOU AIN’T SASQUATCH
    31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: YES; Sometimes it’s all about them
    32: Fill in the blank: “If they A GOOD KISSER, we are fuckin”
    33: What your favorite part of your body: SMILE & EYES
    34: Favorite foreplay activities: KISSING, MASSAGE, FROTTAGE (dry-humping)
    35: Love (>,> LOVE > SEX
    36: What do you wear to bed? SHORTS & TEE
    37: When was the first time you masturbated: IDK – 9?
    38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? YES
    39: Have you ever had sex outside? YES (woods, beach, car); almost got caught once too
    40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? SEE ABOVE
    41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? YES, SEVERAL
    42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? FLESHLIGHT W/SOMEONE ELSE
    43: Have you ever masturbate at work/school? YES – BOTH; HAD SEX AT SCHOOL; HAD SEX AT SOMEONE ELSE’S JOB
    44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? NOT YET – WANT TO
    45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? IDC; long as it isn’t Gospel
    46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? EYES
    47: Most attractive celebrity? LISA NICOLE CARSON / DOLVETT QUINCE
    48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? YEAH
    49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? STILL IN WOMB
    50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? I HAVE; DUNNO ABOUT ANYONE ELSE … PROBABLY *shrug*
    51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? CHILDREN, SCAT
    52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) DON’T HAVE; NOT A BIG DEAL
    53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) YES, BUT DON’T DO IT OFTEN
    54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? THERE IS A POINT WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MANY
    55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? SURE; I’D MAKE SURE HE/SHE ENJOYED IT THOUGH
    56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? ANYTHING STICKY
    57: Is there anything you do on your phone that you would not like your significant other to see? IF I HAD ONE, NAH
    58: Do you own any sex toys? NO, THREW IT AWAY
    59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your phone for a day? SURE
    60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? YES
    61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? HIGH CLASS ESCORT
    62: Do you watch porn? YES
    63: How small is too small? < 4"
    64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? YES
    65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? EX; LEAD TO GREAT SEX ABOVE
    66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? SURE
    67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? YES, DONE IT A COUPLE TIMES
    68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? NO, BUT NOT LICKING BALLS
    69: If you could give yourself head, would you? YES
    70: Pecs or Abs? PECS (dudes), ABS (women)
    71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
    72: Have you ever been on an official date? YES, SEVERAL
    73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) YES; REVENGE
    74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? WOLF CHOCOLATE
    75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) UGH, NO!
    76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? BUY A NEW ONE
    77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? OOH, CAN I TOUCH?
    78: If you had a pussy for a day, what are five things you would do? PLAY W/MY TITTIES; HAVE MULTIPLE Os; FIND A BALLER & GET PAID
    79: What is the roughest sex you ever had? DUNNO
    80: Could you go without sex for a long time? YEP – GONE YEARS

    1. Thank you. Interesting answers. Makes me wanna lust after you even more. Love you Wolfie.

      1. These foxes/hybrids are already complaining about a lack of good wolves & here you go lusting after me…lol

        Maybe we’ll go fox hunting together one day… 😉

      2. I said before I don’t mind chasing other wolves. LOL

        Im sure if we went fox hunting one day it would be interesting.

  4. Oh, I’m just talking showing pictures. I’m just not reading all those questions. I’d be over it by the 10th question. Lol

  5. Where’s the rest of my Wolves at? Wolfie, Luckey, Que and BBB? WTF guys? Forget y’all. I’ll go first.

    ■1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Top of Dryer.
    ■2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Good only because I nutted, that’s what it’s about right?
    ■3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Batman.
    ■4: Something that never fails to make you horny: A naked man.
    ■5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Bathroom, Unsanitary.
    ■6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when. Haven’t had one yet, but I’m sure I will. LOL.
    ■7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: underwear.
    ■8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Handcuffs they can’t get away.
    ■9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Just touch me.
    ■10: Top or bottom? Top.
    ■11: We were about to fuck but then a friend comes in [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
    ■12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? One is enough, but more is better.
    ■13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: I keep all my secrets in my phone and computer. I would hate for my fam. or straight friends to find out I like men.
    ■14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Never been called wierd nickname, if I have I can’t remember.
    ■15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Oral sex is pleasing for the receiver and it’s fun of course cause I get to use my mouth.
    ■16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: I don’t think any sexual acts towards me are weird, I’m freaky LOL I’d try anything once, except a couple of things.
    ■17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Nah and I would never.
    ■18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Sure, if we both been tested.
    ■19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? 8th Grade Ms.Taylor. I haven’t had any sexy male teachers.
    ■20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: chocolate syrup, whip cream, strawberries, and cheese cake, which is my fav. dessert.
    ■21: How big is too big: IMO 10 inches. Dude is not going to make me throw up.
    ■22: One sexual thing you would never do: Fist a dude. I know that ish hurts, I would feel bad for his insides..
    ■23: Biggest turn on: A man who is himself. Great answer huh. I know
    ■24: Three spots that drive you insane: ears, feet, and neck.
    ■25: Worst possible time to get horny: in class, that happened when my crush sat next to me. I just wanted to fuck him right then and there with his bad self.
    ■26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Yes.
    ■27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: To have sex in a church. Judge not, that ye be not judged. LOL
    ■28: How much fapping is too much fapping: more than 3 times a day.
    ■29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: I got a nice butt, I don’t think so. LOL
    ■30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: Jumanji. I love hair.
    ■31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: Hmm it depends.
    ■32: Fill in the blank: “If they are cute with a good personaltiy, we are fuckin”
    ■33: What your favorite part of your body: My chest.
    ■34: Favorite foreplay activities: Kissing and playing with my ears.
    ■35: Love (>,Sex
    ■36: What do you wear to bed? B ball shorts, nothing if I’m alone.
    ■37: When was the first time you masturbated: age 5, don’t judge me.
    ■38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yea, I take naked pics quite often, I’m afraid to recording myself beating off. LOL. I think I would embarass myself.
    ■39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? No but I would like to.
    ■40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Never done it, but would like to
    ■41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Never done it, I used to want to do it, but I know someone will not be satisfied. IMO.
    ■42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Nothing I use my imagination and my lefty. LOL I’m a natural baby.
    ■43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? NO, I might get caught.
    ■44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Yup, I would try it..
    ■45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? It seems like you’re ready.
    ■46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Chocolate.
    ■47: Most attractive celebrity? Shemar Moore, that’s my baby right there.
    ■48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? Yes because it’s an easy way to get off.
    ■49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 8 months.
    ■50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Nope, not yet anyway.
    ■51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Can’t think of anything. LOL
    ■52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) Yea a lil bit on my cakes and upper thighs. When I was 13 I gained a lot of wieght over a short period. If you complain about them you are gone. I’ve had my body right for the past 3 years tho.
    ■53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) Sure, I just like using my mouth period.
    ■54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? it depends where they are, and if they are creative or not.
    ■55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? I’ll be on cloud 9.
    ■56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter Anything that is not a desert.
    ■57: Is there anything you do on your phone that you would not like your significant other to see? Nah.
    ■58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Nope, but I will in the future.
    ■59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your phone for a day? No
    ■60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yes, I don’t need it.
    ■61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? Prostitute, except I would do it out of my own crib than in the street.
    ■62: Do you watch porn? Hell yeah.
    ■63: How small is too small? I like giving head so under 6 would be too small.
    ■64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yea all the time because I have the naistiest mind to be so young. LOL
    ■65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? A female. Yup, I was in love.
    ■66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Nah.
    ■67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Yea only with B ball shorts tho.
    ■68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Nope.
    ■69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Yup.
    ■70: Pecs or Abs? Pecs
    ■71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Little man, that’s what I call it anyway. LOL
    ■72: Have you ever been on an official date? No not yet.
    ■73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No I’m not a cheater. if I’m with you it’s for a reason.
    ■74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Chocolate drop.
    ■75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) No I would never.
    ■76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? I’ll be disgusted.
    ■77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? DAMN!
    ■78: If you had a pussy for a day, what are five things you would do? Let a nigga fuck it, just for fun. LOL
    ■79: What is the roughest sex you ever had? You would have to ask my partners. What I consider rough, others may not. LOL
    ■80: Could you go without sex for a long time? Sure, I’m celibate now. Looking for someone who is going to love me.

    Sorry if I missed any, I don’t think I did though.

      1. Even though I said yesterday I would post when others did, but I wasn’t going to do it. I’m a man to my word tho. Plus this was fun.

        C’mon on the rest of the wolves. Y’all gonna let a nigga who is only almost 19 years old put you to shame.

    1. EYE have answered plenty of questions AND posted a pic of myself on here. Not nan one of y’all negros have done that yet, so hush! lol

      1. Yea cause someone can steal it, that’s why I won’t post a pic, I might before the year is out, but we’ll see, but that’s the only thing stopping me. So you hush, and answer this quiz.

      2. One thing I’ve learned is the world gets 10x more smaller when you reveal yourself.

        My inquisitive ass is living proof that you never know who’s paying attention and who knows who.

        I’ll pass for now, but I would definitely consider it when Jamari does a big reveal.

        Take that! Lmao

      3. Yea but Jay no one would know who you are just by taking this quiz, unless you tell everyone your biz. What you do sexually no one can identify you one because I’m sure many people have done what you have done. It’s not even that many questions that inlove sexual acts that need details, so I’m confused.

  6. ▪ 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Couch. Always.
    ▪ 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Good because it was a 3some, but bad because the third couldn’t keep it up.
    ▪ 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Channing Tatum. HANDS DOWN!
    ▪ 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Dancing. Like, serious grinding.
    ▪ 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: In a public bathroom.
    ▪ 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when a little poop came out ☹
    ▪ 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: fat, old men
    ▪ 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: I like being blinded by having my face in the pillow
    ▪ 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: kiss me.
    ▪ 10: Top or bottom? Bottom.
    ▪ 11: We were about to have sex but then my tummy started hurting. [Example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
    ▪ 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? One is definitely enough, but it’s a treat when there’s more.
    ▪ 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: I guess my lube and condoms?
    ▪ 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: No significant other to report about.
    ▪ 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Like: pleasing the man. Dislike: gagging.
    ▪ 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: biting my nipples. I hate it.
    ▪ 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] EWWWW NO!
    ▪ 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: Not unless you truly, truly love and trust someone. Even then, things can get messy.
    ▪ 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? I’d say either freshman year social studies or senior year government.
    ▪ 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Chocolate.
    ▪ 21: How big is too big: I’ve had almost ten, and I had to stop. So I guess anything bigger than 9?
    ▪ 22: One sexual thing you would never do: anything having to do with bodily functions!!!
    ▪ 23: Biggest turn on: being kissed on my neck
    ▪ 24: Three spots that drive you insane: neck, inner thigh, and ear
    ▪ 25: Worst possible time to get horny: when I’m with my family!
    ▪ 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: yesssss! If not moaning, I want to hear him vocalize that he’s satisfied.
    ▪ 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: sex in the shower. Only had one bad experience with it though.
    ▪ 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: More than twice a day.
    ▪ 29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: I get a lot of compliments on my butt … and how tight it is.
    ▪ 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: landing strip.
    ▪ 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: I think it can be, but I like to see nut.
    ▪ 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin” black lol
    ▪ 33: What your favorite part of your body: my legs.
    ▪ 34: Favorite foreplay activities: kissing and rubbing.
    ▪ 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] equal to
    ▪ 36: What do you wear to bed? Depends on the night, but no more than shorts and a tee.
    ▪ 37: When was the first time you masturbated: when I was about 12 or 13.
    ▪ 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes!
    ▪ 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? No, I don’t think I have.
    ▪ 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? I would.
    ▪ 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? I’ve had several.
    ▪ 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Embarrassing, but a toothbrush.
    ▪ 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? No, because I’m a teacher and THAT’S WEIRD!
    ▪ 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? I would just to say I did, but the size of the bathroom turns me off.
    ▪ 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Pony by Ginuwine obviously.
    ▪ 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Cuddling
    ▪ 47: Most attractive celebrity? Tyrese.
    ▪ 48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? Yes, and a lot of it!
    ▪ 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? About 3 weeks old.
    ▪ 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? There’s a video, but no pictures.
    ▪ 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Women.
    ▪ 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) Hell no I don’t.
    ▪ 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) I don’t like it, but I’ll do it. For reasons, see question 15.
    ▪ 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I love them, as long as it’s not too much.
    ▪ 55: How would you feel about taking someone’s virginity? I’m not a top, but I would LOVE to be somebody’s first to put it in LOL
    ▪ 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? I don’t use food at all so I wouldn’t have any recommendations.
    ▪ 57: Is there anything you do on your phone that you would not like your significant other to see? Sext.
    ▪ 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) I don’t, but I’ve been meaning to buy one.
    ▪ 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your phone for a day? I think so, because once I have a significant other, I would stop the foolishness with other people.
    ▪ 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yes. Take me as I am baby doll!
    ▪ 61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? Porn star.
    ▪ 62: Do you watch porn? Yes, all the time.
    ▪ 63: How small is too small? Less than 6 inches. Or if I can’t feel it.
    ▪ 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Probably, but I don’t care to remember why.
    ▪ 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? It was a couple I had a 3some with. It meant very little, because it was a hook up.
    ▪ 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? If I had one, I’d be interested in switching.
    ▪ 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? I didn’t use to, but now I feel fine.
    ▪ 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? Yes, I refuse if it’s out of control.
    ▪ 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? No, too weird of a thought for me.
    ▪ 70: Pecs or Abs? That’s a tough one. I’ll say pecs though.
    ▪ 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? I have one, but haven’t named it.
    ▪ 72: Have you ever been on an official date? Yes, but we had already had sex, soooo it didn’t really mean anything.
    ▪ 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No, but I’ve been the “mistress.”
    ▪ 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? I have no idea.
    ▪ 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) I haven’t and I wouldn’t, but I have had sex in my mother’s shower.
    ▪ 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? I’d cry.
    ▪ 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? I don’t remember because it was probably my father’s when I was a child and had to take showers with him. Awkward.
    ▪ 78: If you had a pussy for a day, what are five things you would do? Finger it. Get fucked. Squat to pee. Get it eaten out. Shave it, if it came with hair.
    • 79: What is the roughest sex you ever had? This dude with a BIG dick just wanted to fuck HARD and I just couldn’t take it that day.
    • 80: Could you go without sex for a long time? I have before, but now that I get it on a semi-consistent basis, I can’t go more than a month.

  7. Let me preface this by saying that this is my first time commenting, and I love this blog.
    1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Kitchen Counter so I can get back to cooking after we finish.
    2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Bad because I wasn’t into him or it.
    3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Dwight from the Office
    4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Seeing the silhouette of a man’s body through his clothes….drives me crazy.
    5: Where is one place you would never have sex: My parent’s house.
    6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: we fell off the bed.
    7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: This guy I knew that sometimes talked in a really stupid, typical “Transylvanian” Accent
    8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: Scarves are the way to go.
    9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: Dance.For.Me.
    10: Top or bottom? This has always been unanswered.
    11: We were about to (get into some back-breaking-bliss) but then (his frat bros showed up)
    12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? One can be satisfying, but multiple orgasms take me to another place.
    13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: The toy I bought, used once on myself, then put away forever.
    14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: It was a combination of Tarzan, Super Mario, and Tramp (from the Disney movie)
    15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: Meh.
    16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: My ex wanted to try water sports…never again…
    17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] I have….it tastes like cum.
    18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: In a monogamous relationship where both partners are tested regularly.
    19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? His name was Mr. Campbell. He was Missouri’s wrestling State Champ, and he kept his body together……that man…*fans self*
    20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Something sweet, like icing.
    21: How big is too big: I’m not here to try to skewer myself with baby arms.
    22: One sexual thing you would never do: Watersports….never…ever…ever…again.
    23: Biggest turn on: Charm. An attractive, charming man can get whatever he wants from me.
    24: Three spots that drive you insane: Collarbone, neck, and lips.
    25: Worst possible time to get horny: Around children
    26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Vocal is the only way
    27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Letting that watersports situation happen
    28: How much fapping is too much? Fapping, or masturbation, is only a problem when it prevents you from having an active life.
    29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: That he can’t last when he’s inside.
    30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: I like to keep a respectable amount. Baldness makes me feel 10 again.
    31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:It’s possible.
    32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”. Move the right way.
    33: What your favorite part of your body: My eyes
    34: Favorite foreplay activities: Never can go wrong with a little kissing and grinding.
    35: Love > Sex
    36: What do you wear to bed? Nothing
    37: When was the first time you masturbated: 10
    38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yep
    39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Yes, and it was a couple of years ago.
    40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Yep
    41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Nope. Not my jam.
    42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Pillowcase
    43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? Yep. I asked to go to the bathroom during New Testament class.
    44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? I would
    45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?The Weeknd – What You Need on REPEAT
    46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Sense of Humor
    47: Most attractive celebrity? Idris Elba
    48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? Umm..duhr.
    49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 9 months.
    50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Umm….
    51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? Bragging on your skills. That NEVER works. It actually has the opposite effect.
    52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) Stretch marks are cool. Like natural tats, I guess.
    53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not). Man…I am not built for that. I feel like when it comes to oral sex, I have ADD. I can’t focus on it.
    54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I like them when they mean something.
    55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? I wouldn’t on some random ish, but if I did, they’d love it.
    56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Idk
    57: Is there anything you do on your phone that you would not like your significant other to see? Nah. Everything is pretty copacetic.
    58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) Yup. I’ve had a dildo for about 2 years
    59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your phone for a day? I guess
    60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? Yup
    61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? Definitely an “escort”. I could do that, AND lead a relatively regular life.
    62: Do you watch porn? Duhr
    63: How small is too small? I don’t know how to answer this.
    64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Definitely. When I do it, it get done, two sticks in my bun……(I’m lame…I know”)
    65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? My fratboy ex. It meant goodbye because I was done being his secret boyfriend.
    66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Didn’t this question already get asked?
    67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? All the time.
    68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? As long as it was smelling right.
    69: If you could give yourself head, would you? Why not.
    70: Pecs or Abs? Pecs
    71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Sully (from Monster’s Inc.)
    72: Have you ever been on an official date? All the time.
    73: Have you ever cheated on someone? Why? I have cheated, and it was because my first love and my first official boyfriend happened to be two different people that I got together with at the same damn time.
    74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? Flightdeck, said with an accent that made it sound like dick. I’d have a airplane pilot theme. It’d be cut.
    75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) No and no. They’ve had sex at least 8 times there. I am not trying to follow that.
    76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? I think I’d soak it in gasoline and burn it, or ship it to them…I guess.
    77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? I was INTRIGUED.
    78: If you had a pussy for a day, what are five things you would do? I’d play around with it, test how deep it was, probably shave the hair into a design that directed dick to the entrance of my newly formed love cave, get dicked down by a man, then get with a lesbian to compare the two.
    Sidenote: What if the day you had a pussy involved you being on your period?
    79: What is the roughest sex you ever had? NYE outside a concert in this guy’s car. He choked the SHIT out of me while I fucked him in the front seat of his car until he came.
    80: Could you go without sex for a long time? I’m celibate…so….yes?

  8. 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? DRYER
    2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: GREAT!!! HE WAS AN AGGRESSIVE BOTTOM
    3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: BATMAN
    4: Something that never fails to make you horny: KISSING MY NECK
    5: Where is one place you would never have sex: CHURCH
    6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________LOOSE BOTTOM…DIDN’T FEEL ANY WALLS
    7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: SEXY ANKLES
    8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: HANDCUFFS
    9: What is the fastest way to make u horny? KISS MY NECK OR GRAB MY WAIST FROM BEHIND
    10: Top or bottom? VERS
    11: We were about to _FUCK_ but then __HIS MOM WALKED IN__ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
    12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? 2
    13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: NOTHING
    14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: NOTHING LOL
    15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: THAT SLURPING SOUND AND DEEP THROATIN 
    16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: SOMEONE ASKED TO LICK MY FEET
    17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] I TASTE LIKE CARAMEL
    18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: HELL NO
    19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? COACH POTTER…9th GRADE
    20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: CARAMEL SYRUP
    21: How big is too big: 10
    22: One sexual thing you would never do: DP 
    23: Biggest turn on: TATTED YELLABONES
    24: Three spots that drive you insane: NECK THIGHS AND EARS
    25: Worst possible time to get horny: IN CHURCH
    26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: HELL YEA
    27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: NONE
    28: How much fapping is too much fapping: ???
    29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: HMMM…
    30: Bald, landing strip,  LANDING STRIP
    31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: DEPENDS
    32: Fill in the blank: “If they __SAY THE RIGHT THINGS__, we are fuckin”
    33: What your favorite part of your body: EYES
    34: Favorite foreplay activities: KISSING
    35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] DEPENDS
    36: What do you wear to bed? BOXER BRIEFS OR PAJAMA PANTS WIT NO DRAWS 
    37: When was the first time you masturbated: 13
    38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?DOESN'T EVERYONE
    39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? NEVER
    40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? YEA
    41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? I WOULD
    42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? N/A
    43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? YEA
    44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? I WANT TO
    45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? REFIL
    46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? ANKLES LOL
    47: Most attractive celebrity? ROMEO
    48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? DUHHHH
    49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? UHHH LIKE A MONTH
    50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? NAH
    51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? FAT PPL
    52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) NO
    53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) YEZZIRR
    54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? MAJOR TURNON
    55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? HEHEHE
    56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? UMMMM
    57: Is there anything you do on your phone that you would not like your significant other to see? NO
    58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) NOT YET
    59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your phone for a day? YEA
    60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? HELL YEA
    61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? HIGH CLASS ESCORT
    62: Do you watch porn? YEA
    63: How small is too small? I GOTTA FEEL IT
    64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? HAHA YEA
    65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? KINDA
    66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? YEA
    67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? YEA
    68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
    69: If you could give yourself head, would you? YES
    70: Pecs or Abs? PECS
    71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? MR JACKSON
    72: Have you ever been on an official date? YES
    73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) YEA…HE CHEATED FIRST
    74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?BIG RED
    75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) EWWWW
    76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?EWWWWW
    77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? HEYYYYY
    78: If you had a pussy for a day, what are five things you would do? FIND THE 5SEXIEST STRAIGHT DUDES AND GO HAM
    79: What is the roughest sex you ever had? WHEN I WAS 19…MY EX HAD THE HEADBOARD KNOCKIN
    80: Could you go without sex for a long time? NOOOOO

  9. 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Couch
    2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: Great, I came!
    3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Quagmire from family guy
    4: Something that never fails to make you horny: an ambitious man
    5: Where is one place you would never have sex: a cemetery
    6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ my first time before I knew about fleet!
    7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: watching someone else pee, it was bizarre and I liked it?!
    8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: I prefer silk scarves
    9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: whisper nasty things in my ears
    10: Top or bottom? 100% bottom
    11: We were about to _have sex but then _my mother came home early [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
    12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? One is more than enough, I like to edge..
    13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: b&d porn
    14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Precious, I was like ” not like the movie right”?
    15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: when it’s aggressive, and the fact that there’s never anything to clean up!
    16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: paddled me with a ball gag in my mouth
    17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] often, it’s not so bad
    18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: only in a fully committed relationship
    19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? Her name was Mrs. Veal, and she looked like Pam Anderson
    20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: I think food and sex is gross
    21: How big is too big: no such thing
    22: One sexual thing you would never do: scat
    23: Biggest turn on: noses, and the way a person smells, being bitten
    24: Three spots that drive you insane: nips, ears, neck
    25: Worst possible time to get horny: in front of a group of people
    26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: I prefer grunting and groaning
    27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: not using lube and just spit
    28: How much fapping is too much Wtf is that
    29: Best sexual compliment you ever got: that my head game is the best of all times
    30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: I like a lil hair down there, it looks adult
    31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: it can be
    32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”. Say the right thing
    33: What your favorite part of your body: my skin
    34: Favorite foreplay activities: showering together
    35: Love (>,sex
    36: What do you wear to bed? Boxer briefs
    37: When was the first time you masturbated: 10
    38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? Yes
    39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?yes, a few years back
    40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Yes
    41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes with my ex and his pastor!
    42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? Shoe strings… Don’t ask
    43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? Yes
    44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? No
    45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? ODB Shimmy Ya
    46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? Alcohol
    47: Most attractive celebrity? Idris Elba
    48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not? Yeah of course im queer!
    49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? About three weeks old
    50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Yes
    51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? An oral top
    52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) I don’t think so
    53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not). I Love to I’m a natural pleaser
    54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I can take or leave them
    55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? It’s fun!
    56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? No food period!
    57: Is there anything you do on your phone that you would not like your significant other to see? If I had a significant other I’d stop the things that I do on my phone that I wouldn’t want him to see
    58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) nope, I just need me
    59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your phone for a day? Sure
    60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? It depends on how old we are, and what it is
    61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute? Porn star.. More money
    62: Do you watch porn? Umm, yeah
    63: How small is too small? I had the best sex ever with a lil dick dude, first time I came without touching myself
    64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? Yeah, I used to be known as a little frisky in my youth
    65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? It meant nothing, we were just freaking off
    66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Yeah
    67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? No prob bob
    68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? I’d get over the hair, I love to suck dick
    69: If you could give yourself head, would you? No
    70: Pecs or Abs? abs
    71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? It has no name
    72: Have you ever been on an official date? Yeah
    73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)yeah, he was whacktastic
    74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? The Dicktator
    75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) yes
    76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? I’d be devestated!!
    77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia? I knew that I wanted to taste it
    78: If you had a pussy for a day, what are five things you would do? Fuck my favorite straight guy, use its power for gifts and free stuff, masturbate and taste it, wear a mini skirt with no panties and flash it, try to make it squirt on a dick
    79: What is the roughest sex you ever had? Getting paddled, choked, bitten, and bound in one session
    80: Could you go without sex for a long time? Ive had enuff in my short life I could take or leave it

      1. That was a really crazy evening!! That was in my x-pill days, and the guy that I was dating of whom was engaged to a woman part-time, used to sleep with his pastor before he met me.. The pastor found out about me, and I was young and careless so I was all about it when I was approached with the idea.. I popped a pill, downed some remy, and did my thing on the pastors couch!! Funny thing is the preacher smoked weed, drank Hennessy, watched gay porn and had a filthy mouth!! I was like who the fuck knew!!

  10. Its cool bro.

    Nothing wrong with putting in WORK for those social security checks, there probably won’t be any left for us when we’re old.

    That’s our money anyway. LMAO

    Ok, I’m done now.

  11. Lol Leo’s are freaks.

    Ummm no I’ve done some freaky shit but that’s too much for me.

    I guess you’d be in Heaven at an Old Folks Home huh?

    All those depends waiting to be slid off!

    LMMMAAAOOO!

      1. So them being old doesn’t bother you? You’re a strange man. Lol

        We need to have post where we put The Man in the hot seat and fire questions at him.

      2. Of course it bothers me that their old. I’m just saying that old people would leave shit in em. LOL. Stop judging me. I knew I shouldn’t have said that.
        DAMN.

        Jamari I will answer this quiz when someone else besides you does. LOL

  12. “What do you wear to bed? depends.”
    my mind totally went somewhere else lol…i was like damn jamari

    1. Yea when I read that I was like damn. I would take depends off a dude, don’t judge me.LOL. As long as it’s nothing in em I’m good. LMAO……

      1. Yea I’m a freak, so what. Shut up. You know you would take depends of a dude, you might not tell us on here, but if it came down to it. Just imagine it. I bet my fellow Wolves on here would do it. Where’s Wolfie? LOL

        I’m a Leo, we like to do things different than what everyone else does. Who does normal ish anymore?

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