I Threw Up Watching A Flick Last Night

I may have to throw a:

NOT SAFE FOR WORK

on this one.

This entry also gets real graphic so please, under 18, take your ass to bed

Everyone else: ready?
Let’s go…

I was watching a flick last night.
I like to get a nut or two off before I go to bed.
But this shit right here nigga….

This shit right here….

Damn near made me want to be a virgin:

YES A FOX CIRCLED IT!
WTF???

FULL VIDEO HERE

I like sex.
Hell, I like alot of sex.
I like alot of sex with 1 Wolf at a time.
I may talk about smashing this one and that one,
but I like one dick on one Wolf at a time.
Seeing as how I do not have a pussy, I try to keep my shit tite and right.
Remember: Velvet Walls.
But how does THAT situation happen exactly?
That is the equivalent of beef curtains.
Let’s call em: ASS CURTAINS.
It looks like two puckered lips on a trout.
I was in mid nut and then in mid-throw up.
Sigh.

Does that come from having way too much dick traffic??
Big DICK traffic?
I see a lot of white Foxes sticking fences and remote controls up their booties and I don’t see ass curtains.
I barely stick around to see anyway LOL so bad example.

I never want my Velvet Walls to even get to that point.
Someone help a Fox out.
I’m feelin woozy again…

LOL

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

9 thoughts on “I Threw Up Watching A Flick Last Night”

  1. THAT DEF COMES FROM TOO MUCH TRAFFIC AND THE SOFT TISSUE BECOMES SWOLLEN, IRRITATED AND DISFIGURED. THATS WHY WE GAY MEN NEED TO GET ANAL PAP SMEARS TO MAKE SURE WE ARE OK ANALLY CAUSE AFTER SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU REALLY NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION. THATS A LOT OF WEAR AND TEAR AND DAMAGE THERE. JUST LIKE FEMALES GET PAP SMEARS AND SEE THE OB/GYN, WE NEED TO DO THE SAME AND GET PAP SMEARS FOR OUR RECTUMS.

    1. I saw this other porno where the tops ass was hanging out.
      It was like clothes on a line hanging to dry.
      Needless to say, I threw up AGAIN.

      I cannot stand the sight of that.
      It looks like a jelly fish or something.

      Thank you for the good advice Della!

      1. C’mere baby, lay on Daddy’s lap and let it all out…ain’t nobody gonna do you like that; not on my watch…

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