11 thoughts on “hit me under your burner account so we can creep on the low (kitten)

  1. Feel bad for him. I still wish they’d cast him as Hal Jordan Green Lantern but I fear this scandal just might bite him bad.

    But then he’s a man, a white 1 and a rich and good-looking one at that. He’ll live.

  2. WHAT IN THEE FUCK! That little boy had that man’s big ass toe in his mouth! EW!

  3. FUN FACT….. Arimie Hammers Grand Pappy was Armand Hammer who was an incredibly wealthy man. He got so tired of people. Making jokes with Arm and Hammer he just straight up bought the company for the lulz.

    Armies family has old and super deep pockets

    I wish this info didn’t come out tho because I Love this dide, always thought he was wholesome and attractive and with the divorce situation, and this compounded on it, I can’t imagine how hurt and embarrassed he must be.

    His wife tho, oof, sorry this embarrasses her and the kids even more. For the whole world to see the infidelity of your marriage on full display and people see the type of stuff your husband and dad got up to….yikes.

    But with all the new context….that toe sucking video just got Hella creepier as if it wasn’t dmdisgusting already.

    Also….this dude sounds terrible at infidelity and keeping a secret. Like he’s not smooth at all and so awkward, those convos…damn.

    Props to his wife for straight up confronting those bitches…and with shade as well. Damn.

    1. ^ damn i learn something new every day lol

      armie seems like the type that had so much wealth growing up,
      he didn’t learn how to move in secret.
      he has an air of “i REALLY dont gaf because i can buy you”.
      that or he is the typical male who gets sloppy when it comes to pussy.

  4. At his level of wealth and family money coming to him in the future, I’m surprised he didn’t have an agreement with his wife before hand. People like that are usually open with their kink and talk about what they need sexually. Maybe she thought is was a phase he’d grow out of but clearly thats not happening anytime soon. It’s a shame after all these damn kids you now realize this isn’t the shit you signed up for.

    Lemme go find Arnie FetLife…

    1. ^ riiiiiiight s.

      usually they always have an agreement.
      if she knows his level of sex includes all kinds of kinky shit,
      she had the choice to allow him to do his thing with someone down for that.
      i guess she actually might have loved him.

      1. What kills me even more is that there are secret exclusive clubs where you have to pay like $100k for a lifetime membership which involve BDSM he could have been apart of that are super down low. It’s like amateur hour with these people.

        1. ^and see thats my issue.
          i can’ttttttttttttttt do sloppy.
          i be like aaliyah (rip):

          “Boy I gotta watch my back
          ‘Cause I’m not just anybody…”

          like,
          he is in dms with his full blue check as a married man.
          hell,
          he is liking kinky shit on his open twitter.

          seriously?

          i guess the thrill is hunting for your prey rather than being able to pay for it.
          that is what makes the dicks hard.
          having to go out in the wild and hunt.

  5. Q got me bored and unemployed so I started a catfish account in April using a stripping becky from Miami as my avatar. Let me tell you: The amount of blue check men who respond to this profile has my mind blown. The best way to get their attention is not by being thirsty on the timeline, but by sending picture messages in the dm. I mostly talk to the actual stars I’m attracted to in real life.

    The messier ones respond thru dms giving no fucks. The smarter ones see your dms, won’t respond, then use a burner account replying through timed messages that disappear. If you screenshot…it’s a wrap. I’ve gotten some of the sexiest pictures and videos from the messier ones on IG and they be ready to fuck fuck FUCK. In whole marriages…but trying schedule rendezvous. I just giggle.

    I’m only using it to kill the time (Back in school starting August), so I don’t get caught up in it. But yes, these men in entertainment and sports are out here ready to risk it all! I swear. Especially the ballplayers. Whew…

    1. ^ ” The messier ones respond thru dms giving no fucks. The smarter ones see your dms, won’t respond, then use a burner account replying through timed messages that disappear. If you screenshot…it’s a wrap. I’ve gotten some of the sexiest pictures and videos from the messier ones on IG and they be ready to fuck fuck FUCK. In whole marriages…but trying schedule rendezvous. I just giggle. “

      ooooooh.
      i love when the foxhole gives us some juice.

      i’ve come to the conclusion most males are idiots.
      we think with our dicks and forget we are supposed to be smart.
      it’s easy to get a guy caught up with sex on social media with a fake account.

    2. ^what service uses the timed dms that can’t be screen shot?
      i thought they didn’t track screen shots on ig?
      snapchat is a different beast.
      you meet someone on there and it’s legit business lol

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