deep fried pussy: a cooking tutorial from azealia banks

*the following entry is rated demonic.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i had to have my assistant sage the foxhole for the following story.
so uh foxhole,
i was sent this story from the pretty vixen and a foxholer at the same time this morning.
i was left speechless.
i am still speechless.
azealia banks decided to dig up her dead cat to cook it.
yes,
you read correctly and i come with videos/pics

 

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dammit,
i was gonna cook a turkey burger tonight too.

all i can think about is the smell of her kitchen.

is she gonna eat it?
like,
what is the motivation?
well one thing about azealia,
she is gonna stay on brand.
gotta give her that.
now if you’ll excuse me,
i need to go cover myself in the blood of Jesus.

lowkey: azealia gonna fuck around and end up like fitz in “ghost”.

or nancy in “the craft”:

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

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