We really need to stop handing out microphones to just anyone.

a VIX-BI tipped me off with the latest scoop.
apparently,
there’s a DL baller wolf playing for a NY team,
along with being on both teams.
he decided to grace @jeffperlaa’s IG with his presence…

I had to wonder:
Why do we always find ourselves stuck playing “The Free Therapist” to those trapped in a toxic relationship?

there’s nothing more exhausting than the friend who’s stuck on the ride of an ain’t shit jackal.
her other vixen friends have learned to tune her out,
so she comes to her best gay with her tales of woe,
knowing we’ll lend an ear and be ready to ride out.
she’ll present you with a dossier of evidence of his bad behavior.
swearing up and down that she’s done,
but once the loneliness kicks in and there’s no other wolf waiting in the wings…

Guess who’s soft debuting on socials with her ‘ain’t shit’ jackal?

rinse and repeat until the next break up for another free therapy session.

take keke palmer,
for example.
she ( x stirred up all that drama ) about her baby daddy,
darius daulton,
last year.
we thought she was done but yesterday…

I had to wonder:
Is 2024 trying to ruin all the wolves i’ve fantasized about?

ex-baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is turning into the male amber rose.
it was their looks and mystery that drove us wild.
remember him in his prime:

sure,
dez has actual talent and amber rose looked cute.
sadly,
both have fallen victim to the same fate:

Revealing too much and removing all doubt.

dez bryant made his mark with that attitude…

that big mouth,
and those loose (twitter) fingers.
instead of playing football,
he’s always wearing cowboy hats,
angry about something,
and living comfortably as a twitter influencer.
he decided to hop on the misinformation bandwagon about the female boxing vixen from algeria,
imane khelif….

jail.
prison.
the big house.
whatever you want to call it,
everyone has ideas,
fantasies,
and nightmares about what its like in there.

“What actually happens when you drop the soap?”
“Do straight males have sex with other males?”
“Do you get to pick your prison husband or does he pick you?”

i was on reddit and saw a thread that answered most questions.

i found his answers to be very interesting.
apparently,
it seems like jail is different for many people.
the following attentionisto has been showing us what jail life is like for him.
when i font you that…

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We all have a penchant for collecting things.

it’s simply human nature to gather what we enjoy.
as the hollywood forest spits out another “could have been but chose not to be“,
hakeem from “empire”,
aka bryshere gray,
seems to have a peculiar hobby since he left hollywood:

Collecting mugshots.

he recently added another gem to his ever-growing collection…

I didn’t want to believe the rumors but…

when the forests whisper of smoke in the background,
Foxhole,
you’d better listen up.
whispers are floating around about donald going full dictator mode.
the barks says that once he’s elected,
they’re planning to rewrite the rules of elections.
yes,
you read it right.
it’s all nestled within your “project 2025” welcome package.
this means donald might just extend his reign beyond the usual four years.
at a recent rally,
with christians hanging on his every word,
he let slip of these alleged plans during his speech…