Category: FOX TALK ONLY
The Love-able Too Damn Touchy-Feely Straight Wolf.
On another episode of “Whose Side Are U On“….
Everyone meet The Love-able Too Damn Touchy-Feely Straight Wolf!
Lurking at your local library, college, job, or neighborhood.
He is one loveable sketchy character.
Why?
You are always left wondering…
Does he want the cookie?
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I’m A Moody Fuck-er
“You look like you got good booty.” Star Fox said over a glass of wine, “but you a moody fuck-er.”
“WTF is a moody fuck-er?!?!?” I replied, nearly spitting mine out.
Yeah, what IS a moody fuck-er….?
Foxy Lifestyle: NO BOYS ALLOWED.
Would you date him?
If you said “YES”….
Baggin A Baller 101
So a baller has hit you up!
Congrats.
That means you are special.
No really.
If a baller has hit you up that means you are the choosen Fox.
Here are a few rules…
…so you don’t fuck it up like these other fools…
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Broke Wolves Don’t Get Assets
I know you want to get this.
I know you want to kiss this.
I know you want to frisk this.
I know you want to love this.
I know you can’t resist this.
…always want to holla,
but you ain’t got no dollars…
DO. NOT. COMPUTE.
FOXY LIFESTYLE: “U SHO’ IS UGLY”
THIS is Fox Talk ONLY.
You ever look in the mirror and cringed when you saw yourself?
You thought you were ugly or just a monster (and not Kanye)?
You could not understand why someone like you was single?
I hear a lot of my Foxes out there saying they are ugly.
ALOT of Foxes have very low self-esteem even though they have the brightest fur.
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