ryan cleary is one hell of a wolf.
he makes me feel things that i shouldn’t for a taken male.
he’s in a whole relationship so i’m keeping the lust down to volume 3.
God continues to work on me.
well ryan decided to change up his hair recently.
a foxholer sent me in the videos and…
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i think usher is so handsome.
i didn’t like him during his “my way” era,
but he has grown on me over the years.
sidebar:

Why is Usher not mentioned with the r&b greats?

he’s pretty successful in his own right.
anyway,
usher had me copying his haircut a few years ago.
he brought it back recently:

…but now he has an entirely new cut.
he debuted his “rat pack” stylings on new years eve and well…
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the other night,
i had a random dream i was king james assistant.
i don’t remember much of it,
but i know it was innocent.
i’m sure it was because i fell asleep watching him on “ellen”:

his bawdy >>>
he is just tall and massive.
like,
he fills out everywhere.
would we consider him “thick”?
sheesh.
well i know that king james has had some issues with his hair.
over the years,
he has been the source of many jokes and memes.
this is the alleged latest one from a few days ago…
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Act One: Denial

it started about a few years ago at work,
liar liar noticed a small thinning patch in the middle of my head.
she made a big deal of it by pointing it out to everyone.
when she saw me freaking,
her narrative changed to:

“it’s not that bad!”

…but in my eyes,
it was.
the thought of losing my hair destroyed me…
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so as you know,
i was gifted the “oily skin” pr package from the kind folks at “mario badescu”.
( x see entry here )
i’ve been using the products for a close to two weeks now.
it’s time for my exclusive foxhole review…

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*i only font about products that i feel strongly about.
any product that i font about has been used.

soooooo…
i’ve been patiently waiting to font about mario badescu.
you know when i love something,
i’m gonna give you an entry about it.
so i started testing their products at the beginning of the year.
i sorta became obsessed with the results.
let’s get into how i got introduced to them…

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