So Michelle Obama Is A Bawdy Builder?

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…like,
how disgusting is this illustration about michelle obama?
why are black vixens always portrayed as “angry” and “aggressive”?
she looks like would bench press that hoe in that pic.
i’d pay to see it.

judging from this twitter,
the owner specializes in republican comics.
this probably already explains a lot.
i had to wonder tho…

What other fuckery will come if Trump is elected president?

photo credited: twitter

Azealia Banks Has An “I’m Sorry” From Somewhere Far Away

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too late azealia…
your banishment is still on “high priority”.
i say stay on silent mode,
make good music,
and let your art speak from prison.
we will never forget what flew out your big mouth.
i’m sure the forests will lower your banishment in a few years.
maybe…

picture credited: instagram

Put Some Respek On This Relationship

Screen Shot 2016-05-10 at 10.14.30 PMis toni braxton broke again?
that is the only explanation for this.

according to tmz,
she is allegedly dating birdman.
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yes.
mr “croooooooo…
what happened to that boy?”
mr “put some respeck on my name”.

didn’t keyshia cole molly whop some snow bunny over birdman?
toni watch out!

lowkey: first sanaa and french montana,
and now this…
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They All Love Dem A Little Foxhole

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i’m convinced there are a lot of animals lurking within the foxhole.
before i use to be skeptical about my reach,
but these days…

with that being said:

“hi brandon…”

he can cum lurk all in my foxhole.
okay bye!

lowkey: thank you all for tuning in.
whoever and wherever you are.

Well Walter Lee Hampton II Told Ya’ll!

okwow

this is what walter posted on his facebook a while ago.
shame.
that platform is starting to wobble.
he seemed desperate anyway so maybe it’s time he bow out?
gracefully or nah?

status taken: facebook

We All Follow Kylie Jenner

Screen Shot 2016-04-11 at 10.00.58 PMthis is what kylie jenner told the latest marie claire:

“I started wigs, and now everyone is wearing wigs. Kim [Kardashian] just used my wig guy last night…I just do whatever I want to do, and people will follow.” 

that helium she puts in her lips is getting to her brain.
smh.
i’ll give her some credit.
she does have almost every vixen walking around looking like a katfish.
*shrug*

lowkey: she is very cocky for someone who takes selfies all day.
must be nice.