Watch My Pole!

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isn’t it terrible when your pole gets in the way?
don’t act like it never has.
oh wait…
you aren’t pole jumping and your name isn’t hiroki ogita.
he was participating in the pole vault competition at the rio olympics today.
a foxholer sent me what happened via ny daily news
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Drake Speaks Out

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good wolf drake.
i loved everything he had to say.

taken: instagram

I Guess Black Folks Look Too Much Alike?

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i don’t know what’s worse:

trey songz making this thing with khloe kardashian happen
trey songz looking a lot like t.i. in that picture

…the best part?
they haven’t changed the photo YET!
( x see HERE )
nooooooooooooooo respect.
you see what happens tremaine?
you start hanging with a kardashian and they start forgetting about you.
smh.

lowkey: they say black folks look alike,
but i find whites look alike to me.
i legit confused these two snow bunnies at work the other day.
oops.

Kanye Has A Message For Everyone

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this is kanye’s alleged message to everyone in the video.
maybe us who are scared for life.
well i guess kanye told them.
i’m sure taylor swift will take him up on his offer.

lowkey: can anyone really sue him?

The Cub That Got The Gorilla Killed

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that cub looks like a handful.
check the “mr. meany face” look on the left.
i bet he was told he wasn’t getting mcdonalds that night.
my mother would have slapped me with all that pouting.
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i’m surprised harambe didn’t hand him back without a fight.
this is what happened the last time a cub fell in a gorilla pit..
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Caitlyn Jenner Loves Feeling Like A Vixen!

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…um,
i must be a vixen then because i did ^that this weekend.
every weekend is “in home spa” for me.
does caitlyn realllllllllllllly understand what being a vixen is?
or is it all about the aesthetics for her?