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All The Wolves Like The Foxes With The Water Balloon Butt Cheeks

   Published Date: October 28, 2012  46 Comments on All The Wolves Like The Foxes With The Water Balloon Butt Cheeks

one of my faithful f-bi agents sent me something i busted out laughing at just now.
it is a picture of a fox hybrid who happens to be an escort.
well i can only imagine in that line of work,
image is everything.
so he went and had a little work done.
well… a lot of work…

what.
the.
inflated.
hell?

LMAO!

you know what i thought when i saw this.
wolves see something like that and go insane in your shit.
they want to see the ripple effect from the back when you are really putting a poundin’ in.
if this fox hybrid got one hard thrust at the wrong time,
would it:

LOL.
ok sorry.

lowkey: what size jeans does he wear?
i feel like that is the real question.

46 thoughts on “All The Wolves Like The Foxes With The Water Balloon Butt Cheeks”

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  4. lol look at his leg and his ass! it looks too unnatural and the underwear……..they are cute but i dont think they show hes a strict top.

    1. A masterpiece that once “was” now distorted and disproportionate. I guess now he can be a circus act!

  5. Ass injections should of been the last thing he got, dude needs to stock up on deodorant and other smell goods.

      1. lol@rod reminded me of a party i once attended guy looked hot as fuck but when he passed his under arm smell left you in tears. Lets say the drag queen MC smelt him and informed him and the crowed of his deodorant shortage

  7. Foxi O’Neil
    OCTOBER 29, 2012 AT 1:42 PM
    ^im sure he isn’t attracting “top” clientele so these horny jackals and hyenas will let him beat them down.

    aahahahahahahahaha good point. damn i never realized how lucrative it is to be in his line of work. S/N i wonder if he paid for that with a loan or he paid for it in full?

  8. LOL at least he can stop horribly photoshopping pictures of himself now. like he did in these pics:
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pNh3M5tVzB0/TvwD-rAP1JI/AAAAAAAAKEo/98gA1_BxWh0/s400/AGB+MM_3.jpg
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltyud0RDHC1qhtl29o1_400.jpg
    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kJ4JSNCmwIQ/TvwCz1-3F-I/AAAAAAAAKEc/RuAz3boWVK8/s400/+AGB_3.jpg

    Would it smell like burning rubber if you fuck those cheeks too fast? I wonder what it looks like when he walks.

    1. does he have ugly feet or something? did u peep him in the shower with his boots on? lol umm i guess i wasnt suppose to look at that. i wanna see the way he walks too. i think he might have lost the ability to run cause his ass weigh too much. lol

      1. ^ ok so im not sure about how he gets his clients but isnt that false advertisement? like if his dick isnt really that big and he gets hiring because hes a top and the bottom wants to get digged out………then they meet and they get busy and the bottom says……..”ur dick looked bigger in the pics…..” does he say something thats suppose to be sexy like “but i know how to work it!”?

  10. His brother (who’s also an escort) is cuter.

    I’m not totally convinced that picture is authentic though.

    Random thought. I would totally pay to see the types of dudes that pay to have sex with these escorts and pornstars like Alejandro and Arquez.

    I think we want to believe they’re all old white men, but I doubt thats the reality.

    We can call it the “The Wolf Ranch” and put it on HBO at 4am. lol

    1. lmao i second that! im curious to know who they’re clients are. ill pay verizon extra to get HBO

  11. Ima just keep it real its nice to look at i. would even touch i mean its so big but would i beat uh jury still out on that one how could/would i get to the sweet center with all that meat wats his info tho

  12. What the fuck? I would tun him down quick, fast and in a hurry. That is the true definition of a hot ass mess.

  18. theluckeystar
    OCTOBER 29, 2012 AT 12:12 AM
    AND he is a TOP according his ads…I feel so sorry for these escorts man. Xem Van Adams did a DEEP video about me. Pretty boyz have the ugliest stories..

    ??????? hes a TOP but hes obsessed with wanting a PHAT ASS?? im missing something here……..i want a phat ass cause i want my dude to get it and do freaky stuff to it and to look better in clothes but im not extra pressed about it. medical science makes things to enhance things but people go overboard and if hes a top why is he showing off his “new” ass that your clients cant have?#false advertisement

    1. and his ass looked good in those pics. instead of him getting in the gym he would rather get a instant ass? smh lazy

      1. AND he is a TOP according his ads…I feel so sorry for these escorts man. Xem Van Adams did a DEEP video about me. Pretty boyz have the ugliest stories..

    2. now he looked good before all that shit. nice dick and ass. I hate fake asses. That shit bothers me, either go to the gym and try to shape it into what you want it to be, or eat a lot and pray that it all goes to your ass.

      1. I agree. There are many ways that you can get a bigger ass. His ass was fine the way it was. I would LOVE to know who told him to put that poison in his body like that.

      1. because he thought it would be “sexy”. maybe he would think people wouldnt look at his past photos.

  21. man nicki got EVERYBODY thinking its ok to go get injections and get balloon asses that dont even look remotely possible on they body frame. i guess he thought he would look cute with a unreasonably huge ass. S/N if his income stops and he cant afford the upkeep i wonder what it’ll look like?? cottage cheese is the first thing that comes to mind……..-__-

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