you couldn’t not tell me adele’s first single would be a reggae-inspired bop.
one that speaks about heartbreak with a fuckboi on a nice dancehall riddim.
it would have us shouting “bop! bop!” as we weep.
adele teased her new single,
“easy on me“,
on her twitter…
julio gomez has an appendage that can feed a family of 5.
i don’t know who or why would even try to take it.
( x see folks who tried )
he is literally “the cervix killer“.
remember that page of tumblr...
suggested that he was..
because of a video with him and….
tumblr was a good ass time when it was poppin’.
Who knew Julio Gomez was over at Rikers for 3 years now?
julio is in fear of his life at rikers.
he had an interview with “cbs new york” as to why…
when they said some males were sexually fluid these days,
they weren’t lying.
with this boom of onlyfans and attentionistos doing whatever to pay the bills,
i can’t say that i haven’t been entertained.
this is all on social media.
It’s hard to find the “sexually fluid” Pokemon in real life.
remember music artist and attentionisto,
juh chill hoeee…
…and onlyfans star,
( x see that here )
i guess juh has no chill these days cause…
the message is clear…
Ya’ll got me not trusting any of these social media couples no more.
even if folks are private,
they are just sparing us from judging their misery.
Don’t even get me started when kids start getting involved.
so one of the foxholers put up this video on their ig stories.
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i felt like God and The Universe sent that message to me.
i’ve been feeling some kind of way lately.
so i like to send these kinds of videos in texts to inspire my friends.
i get this response that blew my top off…