Posted in IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE UGH UM IM CONFUSED WOW X MARKS THE FOX

lizzo twerks for our ancestors who couldn’t twerk for their (sexual) freedom

when lizzo first came out with “juicy”,
i was obsessed.
i’ll be 100:

This big vixen is killing it.
She is dancing,
talented,
and giving no fucks with her lyrics.

in 2019,
i think i listened to her debut album every day going to that hell hole of a last job.
in 2020,
i think i saw every inch of lizzo’s naked ass.
if it wasn’t twerking then it was being naked for the gram.
it started to become repetitive and redundant.
well in 2021,
lizzo had a ted talk where she explained why she twerks and via “the jasmine brand“…

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Posted in THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE UM IM CONFUSED WOW X MARKS THE FOX

britney spears is free and naked and free and naked

britney spears is a free vixen now.
as you know,
her conservatorship is over.
her father has been removed and ( x facing charges of misconduct ).
she is also engaged to her fine wolf:

 

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so what other way to celebrate being free is by being naked

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE UGH

he gotta treat you like doo-doo before he doo-you

this might be a vent or a complaint to the hr manager of life,
i dunno.
it’s been on my mind tho…

why is it when you meet some males and you actually think they’re dope,
they appear to have good energy,
seem like fun to be around,
ya’ll both click just off the strength,
and it seems like they were into you

Why do they make you feel like you did something wrong for being interested in them?

i thought you were an amazing human and cute even if we ended up being platonic.
what an asshole i turned out to be.

/endsarcasm
do people actually like it when you’re genuinely interested in them?
or do they prefer to treat you like shit so you can prove yourself?
it’s so weird yet…

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