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guess who is performing at the 2022 super bowl…

i don’t have cable to keep up with sports these days.
i know i was all eyes watching the nba last season tho.
that season was a wash,
but the finals

I wanted to see if Brooklyn would have brought home the ring.

sadly,
kd showed up and got performance anxiety.
is it wrong to think the knicks winning the ring would have hit more?
anyhoo,
everyone who isn’t a sports fanatic looks forward to watching the superbowl halftime show.
that is when our selected favorites pull out their best for their career upgrades.
they announced who will be performing this year on nfl’s twitter

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rhoa added two job openings on indeed this week (2 cast members quit)

i guess they’ll be giving marlo a peach now?
soooooooooo what’s happening with rhoa?

i remember when i use to be into that show but i started to like my drama more scripted.
i wanna see actors winning awards with my drama.
cynthia bailey,
who has been on rhoa for 11 seasons,
announced she was bouncing 3 days ago:

 

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…and i kinda get it because she is kinda boring.
they literally had to give her drama.
today,
a 10 year veteran cast member has jumped ship…

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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (111)

i don’t do the train too tuff these days.
the last time i took the train was to go to the dmv over the summer.
it’s too much nonsense happening down there these days.

If I’m not getting in a car or getting in an Uber,
you better Zoom or FT me a virtual invite.

new yawk has become the wild wild west.
when i started seeing shootouts going down on the upper west side on citizens app,
i knew we were in a whole other dimension.
we gotta dodge crime and wild karens on the train these days it seems.
for the life of me,
i don’t know what this wild karen was on via “reddit“…

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i thought google ads was about to bring me the bag (instead it was an empty ziploc)

 

Just when I thought things were leading to…

so when i called my hosting company this last time before the move,
the wolf behind the phone was very impressed with my stats.
he is another person with the “this needs to be monetized” suggestion.

I know…
I know…

so i asked him for any advice he had and he suggested i called google ads.
now jamari fox didn’t think you could actually call google ads directly.
i got excited af so i penciled it in on my calendar to call them the next day.
the next day comes and i’m on the phone with one of their representatives

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so i watched the trailer for the final season of “insecure” and…

i remember it like it was yesterday.
i was home alone,
on 2016 thanksgiving
had a chicken in the oven,
and decided to binge “insecure” on hbo.
of course,
i was late after all the social media chatter about it.

BLOWN.
AWAY.

i became a hardcore stan by the end of that final scene in season 1.
you know what scene i’m talmbout.
every time i’m dealing with life shit,
issa rae knows exactly how i’m feeling.
sometimes i think i am like the character “issa”.
unlike my other friends,
it has taken me a minute to get my shit together with my insecurities,
life,
and the fuckbois i tend to fall for.
issa finally dropped the trailer for the final season of “insecure” and…

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unpacked the last of the moving boxes…

Hey,
How ya doing?
Yeah,
I (haven’t) been doing mighty fine…

we all hit rough patches in our lives.
everything won’t be aligned and curated perfectly for instagram.
add on mercury retrograde and it feels like you are walking through cement.
from the shadow period until touch down,
it has been non-stop “wtf” in my life.
shit was poppin’ off irl and in the forests.
when i came on to update yesterday,
i got an error message and shit went bananas bts.
after a 2 hour call with my hosting company,
i had to legit pack up and move the entire forest.
we too big ya’ll.

It’s too big (big)
It’s too wide (wide)
It’s too strong (strong)
It won’t fit (fit)
It’s too much (much)
It’s too tough (tough)

with that being fonted…

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