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rape vs rough sex? (freak twitter)

*the following is rated xxx
viewer discretion is strongly advised

i saw a video on freak twitter today and i wanted to ask the foxhole about it.
in the video,
the wolf is tearing into a vixen.
judging from his face:

…he was breaking his pipe off in her tail.
i saw some comments under the tweet claiming he was allegedly raping her.
i wanted to ask the foxhole…

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evander kane’s wife decided to show him who has the bigger hockey stick

when you marry a wolf that looks like ^this,
especially when he is a baller wolf,
you can expect fuckery.
this is why it’s better to deal with folks who don’t know how fine they are.
nhl baller wolf,
evander kane,
allegedly hasn’t been doing good to his (ex)wife,

anna kane.
she decided to rock his entire world on social media this weekend via “nbc sports“…

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press “p” in your teen’s browser history for pokemon

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i’ll never forget the first time i watched porn.
around like 10 or so,
cousin hybrid and i were rummaging through my mama’s crib.
he had come to visit from barbados and she took the family to be tourists.
at the time,
my stepfather (mi’s father) was in-between living situations.
foxhole…

He had so many porn DVDs in my mama’s closet.

gadzooks.
i think he was a sex addict tbh.
he had 13 kids with different vixens all over the city.

we watched one and this one black porn star nutted like a geyser in this vixen’s face.
i was so grossed out and wondering wtf was coming out of his dick.
who woulda knew i’d grow up to love it in either on face or mouth.
anyhoo,
the bbc woman’s hour wants to know if there’s age-appropriate porn via “twitter”…

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dababy will be refereed to as “dadownbad” (or “dadownbadbaby”?)

you know when you open the oven after you preheat it and all that heat comes out?

 that is dababy.
he opened the oven and his little ass fell tf in.
you know when you’re in that “idc” phase,
your adrenaline is pumping with massive amounts of “no fucks to give”.
once it (and you) start to come down,
you start seeing how much land that you burned.
i loved this pr apology that he posted on his ig:

 

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because anyone with common sense knows he didn’t formulate those sentences.

right after dababy posted that,
he started to see how much he actually scorched in his nonsense…

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