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he was pretty, made “you can do it!” ig videos, and was allegedly lusting after the kiddies? (christian burton)

when pretty folks or “those who should know better” do dumb shit,
we often forget that they are human.
no matter how many muscles we have,
or make “you can do it!” tweets,
there can be legit monsters living underneath.
christian burton,
a member of the little rock fire department in arkansas,
had the bawdy and the “you can do it!” ig videos:

could end up allegedly doing this

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI IT'S A DUB JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES ON MY KANYE WEST TYPE OF RANT TURN YO TV ON YAWN!

who is ready to see fuck bois on yet another dating show?

dating shows” these days have the same setup.
it’s a bunch of “beautiful” singles,
who look they were copy/pasted from ig,
hoping to find a match on live tv.
let’s ignore that their dms and texts are bursting with potential admirers.
oh no!
they need to show the world why they are actually single.


hbo max” has a new dating show coming out called…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

you can’t sit at my table because you aren’t as good as me

the popular table.
it’s filled with the fine and the (mildy) fascinating.
they take pride in being “the cool kids” while looking down from their high horses.
they cast shame on those who “can’t sit with us“.
nothing has really changed since high school.
you dare want to sit at this table?
well you gotta have one (if not more) of these things:

Clout
Good looks
Fly style
Money
Not be Opps
Social media following

when one of the leaders of this table deems you as worthy,
only then will you be let into their realm.
you’ll join the group chat and hear all the gossip,
along with all their bts fucked up issues.
as someone who has sat at popular tables and hung with cool kids,
i’m here to font..

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