Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT'S A DUB LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE ON MY KANYE WEST TYPE OF RANT

let me add you to my close friends so you can see my nudes

besides tiktok and vine,
i’ve been on pretty much every social media.
some hit; others didn’t.
my social media experience goes like this:

If I want you to see something,
I will.
If I don’t,
you won’t.

i’m pretty open on my social media platforms.
you see how transparent i am on the foxhole.
i’ve never used the “close friends” feature because,
oh,
i dunno:

My close friends are in real life and have my phone number.

twitter is coming out with an interesting new feature like all the others

Continue reading “let me add you to my close friends so you can see my nudes”

Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

this birthday weekend is hella trash.

in a perfect world in all transparency,
for my birthday weekend,
i wouldn’t be in new yawk.
check the scene:

I’d be traveling to another state with someone.
I’d be getting smashed and sucking dick all weekend.


We’d go see the sights,
I’d buy something pretty,
and I’d come back to new yawk to have a nice get together with friends,
celeb friends,
and foxholers.
I’d have that freshly vacationed and fucked glo’ while enjoying my folk’s company.

that’s a perfect world.
this year,
i have no plans and shit is a wash…

Continue reading “this birthday weekend is hella trash.”