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currently on the red eye (like, i’m not even cappin’)

tonight,
i was supposed to be back in these forests.
i was all set to head with my peoples to this nice spot.
i had the outfit and smell goods ready.
my skin was on a level 10 of clean and clear.
even though i lost my id,
i was gonna sneak out and have some much-needed fun.
yesterday,
i decided to take a nap but when i woke up…

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dababy is “giving what it’s supposed to give” and it’s “he don’t gaf”?

coincidence?
probably.
it’s how funny we can foreshadow scandals before they happen.
dababy shot the video for “giving what it supposed to give” before he told folks:

“If you didn’t show up today with HIV, AIDS, any of them deadly sexually transmitted diseases that’ll make you die in two, three weeks, then put your cellphone light up.”

my mind is still blown that he said that nonsense.
in the song,
he said…

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boosie said lil nas x is a disrespectful “f” bomb and he’s gonna beat his ass

it’s crazy how you can be a decent person,
be respectful to everyone,
but if some pineapples find out you’re gay then you’re auto-canceled.
ever since boosie saw a male getting drilled in jail,
he has an extreme bitterness for anyone who is gay.
he didn’t mind his business then and he damn sure ain’t minding it now.
so apparently and allegedly,
lil nas x said he wanted to perform naked for charity?
in defense of dababy,
boosie went all the way off on lnx too…

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

dua lipa levitated dababy right off her ig follower’s list

some people really be charging up the mileage for their karma.
after dababy‘s recent nonsense,
dua lipa made a statement about the whole thing.
she worked with dababy on the “levitating remix” from her recent album,
“future nostalgia”.
sidebar: that album is really dope.
anyhoo,
she took to her ig stories to font:

…and she unfollowed him shortly after.
 dababy responded

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AHT! AHT! AHT! you thought you was free of masks but the cdc might be changing its tune

the cdc was reckless when they told folks to galivant out here without masks on.
i try to have my mask on 99% of the time when i’m out in these forests.
folks went wild; jamari fox didn’t.
as the rona continues to eat up the united states,
it looks like it’s all eyes on the cdc.
apparently…

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dababy said you’re not allowed if you have hiv or suck penis in parking lots

at some point,
we have to accept:

MOST RAPPERS ARE LOW HANGING FRUIT

many of them aren’t cultured or educated.
they’re heavy on the raggamuffin and only think with their dicks and wallets.
a majority of them aren’t smart and full-blown liabilities.
it puzzles me why vixens get bred by them tbh.
those hoes go on to become influencers.
like,
she’s getting paid 80k an appearance cause she let a rapper(s) dump in her?
make it make sense.
i enjoyed dababy‘s music but let’s not act like he is a member of oprah’s master class.
in his “let’s turn all the way up” hype speech at rolling loud,
he decided to call out those with hiv and “males suckin dick in the parking lot”

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