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keep that gay shit away from me before i whoop yo ass

*the following entry is rated xxx.
viewer discretion is advised.

i’m starting to think “whoop yo ass” by dl males is some kind of code in the beginning.
foxes,
you know once he gets you

He definitely puts down a whoopin’ on yo ass

…and it ain’t with his paws either.
it never fails that some male who secretly gets down is plotting on being alone with you.
they stay trying to fight you and it in the process.
it might take months or even years,
but dl males be acting like sharks out here.
like blood,
they can smell your gayness a mile away.
this sims movie did a good job with the initial dl hook up between rashad and jordan.
it’s called “the visitor” and it’s on pornhub…

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your co-workers ain’t your friends and this is one more reason why

when i was let go from my last job,
i found out someone i was “cool” with went back and told my bosses something i said.
it wasn’t anything malicious,
but i shared with the person how i was treated in that meeting.
they ran back,
told my bosses,
and the rest is history.
it hurt my feelings as i thought they had my back,
but again:

Your co-workers aren’t your friends.

sure,
you’ll meet a few who will stick by your side,
but others shouldn’t be trusted.
there is a lot of cutthroat shit that happens at work,
even with those you have lunch with every day.
^that jackal’s co-workers must have hated him because...

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i heard it was supposed to snow, but i didn’t hear anything about a shit storm

foxhole,
today has been a day.
it’s like if it ain’t one thing then it’s the other.
where do i start?

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