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tyler perry shows us what a midlife crisis looks like

tyler perry is single and ready to mingle.
vixens would be stupid to turn him down?
he is God-fearing,
working on his bawdy,
has a whole empire,
and did i mention paid?
he posted this on his ig stories and…

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i have a ton of excuses why i had a sex session with an underage guy

some folks like to make excuses for their fuckery.
we have all done fucked up things where we had excuses for it,
but i had to wonder

Is there some shit that is inexcusable?

^that no name gay socialite aka attentionisto had a shit ton of excuses.
why?
he confessed on twitter to allegedly being sexual with someone underaged

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