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rip tommy “tiny” lister (but we know him as “deebo”)

what is going on with this year?
sheesh!
tommy “tiny” lister is an icon because of his role as “deebo” in “friday“.
that role actually started him on the path of being “the scary negro” in movies/tv shows.
i haven’t seen him in a while,
but this isn’t the update that i wanted to hear.
sadly,
he has passed away

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the fox, the wolf, and the restaurant

“i really needed to get out,” i said,
walking behind davis towards the restaurant.

i’ve been cooped up in my crib for the last few months.
the only thing i’ve done is go to get groceries and haircuts.
i haven’t seen a restaurant since february due to the rona.
davis,
the new wolf i started talking to,
wanted to take me out to a restaurant in the city.
it was doing limited capacity,
but we were still able to eat inside.


“what you tryna order?” i asked,
looking at my girl’s nails.
pink.
her favorite color.

she is always so indecisive.
it annoys me because i already know what i want,
but it takes her forever to make a decision.
i wanted to get out because i was tired of hearing her mouth.
she always complains that i don’t pay attention to her.

this should shut her…

damn.
damn.
damn.

jamari walked in the door and WHO THE FUCK is that pineapple with him…

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travis dyson is over andrew gillum and has a new man for the scene

the jackals of the forests will always be okay.
some land to their doom,
but others bounce back pretty strong.
travis dyson,
the 1/2 in the andrew gillum scandal,
has been doing his thing out here.
every time you turn around,
he has a big piece of meat in his mouth.
well he announced that he has a new man and it’s andrew gillum!
nah,
i’m playing.
it’s…

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once you get back to new yawk, you’re gonna be handcuffed until…

they aren’t playing in new yawk with the rona.
we can travel,
but as soon as we get back,
we are literally stalked by the health department and their traveler’s unit.
the pretty vixen mentioned on the podcast that she traveled to cali for thanksgiving.
the health department has been stalking her ever since she got back.
they said if she leaves her spot,
and they catch her,
she will have to pay a 10,000 fine.
so she is literally stuck in his apartment and has a trip to jamaica planned next week.
to check in on her again,
they sent her this text today…

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