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how much millis did they pay wayne for this photo op with trump because ummerrahhh…

oh wayne…
remember when cash money was everything?
remember?
every artist on the label was pumpin’ out hits.
remember when they were all on this with “young money“:

listen,
my fav wayne album will always be carter 3.
the memories that album brings back >>
sheesh.
well in 2020,
wtf is this…
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even after a stabbing, terrelle pryor and his girlfriend are your #relationshipgoals

some folks are drawn to each other in relationships,
no matter how toxic they are.
they will create so much drama,
nearly stab each other to death,
call you to vent about how disgusting they are,
scream they are done,
and be on a baecation together while screaming “couple goals” a week later
for your sanity,
they need to be ignored.
ex baller wolf,
terrelle pryor,
seems to be dealing with that with his girlfriend(?),
shayla.
she ( x stabbed him up ) last year…

and the update
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after all that sex and birkin bags, it was just a honeymoon phase

it’s not #relationshipgoals; its the #honeymoonphase.
the beginning of any dating/relationship situation is always the most amazing.
you see it with others or even yourself.
everyone thinks ya’ll gonna be perfect together.
you want to be around each other all the time,
you’re going everywhere together,
texting all day and night,
and you’re getting your tail busted every chance you get.
the sex.
ooooooh,
the gatdamn sex.
you see it on social media with most couples and suddenly…

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