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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (99)

how do these fights even start?
is it the henny that starts to kick in?

hell,
they aren’t even fights,
but straight-up brawls.
“my money is on jackal in the orange…”
like,
tf?
is it me or when i see folks in real life i can’t stand in public settings,
i ignore tf outta them?
i’m good at ignoring someone for the rest of our time on earth.

its legit mariah kinds of “i don’t know her/him“.
there was another major brawl in atlanta,
but this time it’s against the onlyfans stars

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON SUNKEN PLACE SITUATIONS? SUS WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

don’t act disgusted if you hear your favs are secretly voting for trump

it’s not a secret that many of our celeb favs are voting trump this election.
you would be silly to think otherwise.
it’s like how white vixens were so against trump,
but many of them secretly voted for him in last election.
diddy was talking about “holding our votes“,
but has changed his tune about voting trump out.
it’s being revealed they are/were good friends.
( x see that here )
the biggest celeb shocker to me is ice cube.
that was the plot twist i didn’t see this year.
he claims he went to the democrats for help and they ignored him.
50 was very honest about who he is voting for…

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andrew gillum is about to be inside our ears with the quiet storm dj vocals

andrew gillum needed something to do.
i mean,
the hype has gone down since he has spoken about his situation.
well,
he seems to be finding a new career path in…

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king agu has been casted in the new role of attentionisto?

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king agu has really jumped out of the closet,
eh?
i have this thing that when you’re known for being mysterious,
you should give a little but still keep things lowkey.
imagine beyonce deciding to wake up one day and say:

“Fuck this!
Ima be an attentionista going forward!”

i’d be turned tf off.
some folks truly do better being a mystery.
it adds to their hype even if they’re wack or boring af.
even tho we have seen agu naked af,
there was still this mystery about him that was really sexy.
ever since he got with his new boo,
joey...
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it’s the girth that will have you crying out to Jesus of Latter-day Saints

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lengthwise,
i can deal with a 7 or 8.
you know i’m not a size fox.
i find length not to be too much of an issue,
but that girth on them 7s and 8s is usually the cheek killer.
it’s the type that when he enters me,
my walls expand in ways i’m not used to.
when he starts stroking me to death,
thats when i really feel it.
i gotta smoke,
drank,
and hold Jesus by the hand.
by the time he is deep inside my good stuff,
i don’t even want him to move.

That is the type of pipe Andre Marhold is carrying.

he was feeling petty and posted this on his official twitter…

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