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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (101)

these out of state gays are always causing trouble down in atl.
i mean,
that’s why i was told.
all the fights are started by gays jackals who wander into the area.
well,
this is what went down at marquette
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Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET WOW X MARKS THE FOX

lets bust some ____ and eat some _____ tonight

foxhole,
let’s go to a party tonight.
the good part is you don’t even have to wear a costume.
you don’t even need to make sure you are dressed fly either.
hell,
even dressed at all?
it’s the…

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Posted in GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES

happy halloween v. 2020

i looked outside and the kids started trick or treating at 3pm.
i always thought was a “when the sun goes down” situation,
but things are different in this new normal.
2020’s halloween is hitting a little different.
what are my plans for my halloween?
well…

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Posted in I CAME... DID YOU? IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"

flashman wade gets his big cake eaten for the first time on camera

*the following is rated XXX
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i’m often curious when a vixen tells me they ate some straight wolf’s tail.
the question of cleanliness always pops into my mind.
males stop wiping even the highligher keeps marking the paper.
one vixen told me she makes sure he takes a bath first.
a bath?!?!?!
so wait…

He just wiped the outside real good?
What about the inside?

that’s where all the drama lies.
one wrong tongue thrust and it’s shit faced city.
flashman wade won’t ever convince me he never had his tail munched on before.
with a tail like that,
that’s usually part of the foreplay.
sooooooooooo we’re in luck!
 a foxholer sent me his first time getting his tail eaten and well…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON SUNKEN PLACE SITUATIONS? SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

how much millis did they pay wayne for this photo op with trump because ummerrahhh…

oh wayne…
remember when cash money was everything?
remember?
every artist on the label was pumpin’ out hits.
remember when they were all on this with “young money“:

listen,
my fav wayne album will always be carter 3.
the memories that album brings back >>
sheesh.
well in 2020,
wtf is this…
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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES WOW X MARKS THE FOX

even after a stabbing, terrelle pryor and his girlfriend are your #relationshipgoals

some folks are drawn to each other in relationships,
no matter how toxic they are.
they will create so much drama,
nearly stab each other to death,
call you to vent about how disgusting they are,
scream they are done,
and be on a baecation together while screaming “couple goals” a week later
for your sanity,
they need to be ignored.
ex baller wolf,
terrelle pryor,
seems to be dealing with that with his girlfriend(?),
shayla.
she ( x stabbed him up ) last year…

and the update
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