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chris evans is guarding pussy, but didn’t guard what we saw on his camera roll

some of us have had a moment where we leaked our privates on accident.
not you?
yeah,
me either.

i remember being at my last job and this vixen wanted to see something on my phone.
our phones can literally tell all of our secrets.
it can tell folks who we really are bts.
well what she wanted to see happened to be in my photo album.
there was a lot of “insidejamarifox” stuff and a few pipes from some wolves.
i was watching her like a hawk.
i was ready to tackle her if she decided to swipe left or right.
so i’m sorta confused with my white wolf,
chris evans,
today.

he was showing his followers a video in his camera roll,
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i was really concerned about cinderella’s life before she became a bad bitch

this morning,
at around 4am,
i randomly went into the disney vault and started watching cinderella on disney+.
i couldn’t sleep and watching that movie has been on my spirit.
i’ve had this service for over a year,
but the only thing i’ve watched is “black is king” and a few “the simpsons” episodes.
i guess the motivation came from watching  “toy story 4” earlier that day,

side-note: don’t even get me started on how ugly i cried at the end of that movie.
gadzooks.

anyhoo,
i felt like i was watching cinderella for the first time.
as a kid,
i’m sure i’d be excited over those singing rats.
as an adult tho…

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