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jeffree star gon’ pay your bills tonight for “bbc gon’ wrong”

lawd,
the embarrassment of it all.
we love to see it.
well foxhole,
if you trying to get your bills paid,
jeffree star is trying to have you covered this month…

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this is america and guys don’t want to label their sexuality (like daniel glover?)

i feel like a lot of millennial males don’t want to label their sexualities.
i mean vixens don’t.
they can go out here and freely experiment without anyone having too much of an issue.
am i lying?
it seems donald glover aka childish gambino is feeling the same way about himself.
he had an interview with michaela coel for gq magazine and the topic of sexuality came up.
so he had said via “pink news“…

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he shoulda done more with the clear dildo penis

i mean,
he has already sucked your dick so you’ve gone past “gay shit”.
dude was harder than chinese arithmetic when the boxers came off in that past scene.
( x see it here )

that’s what confuses me with “straight” males.
like,
with this shit here

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andre marhold might be single and has something big and juicy to sell us

i was hoping ^this would end up a success story.
what?
i try to be optimistic.
i figured andre marhold would at least come out of this jeffree star situation with a big bag.
some vixens know how to fuck their way into owning something.
i figured he could have fucked his way to something lucrative.
well the foxhole has been reporting to me that jeffree and andre are no more.
jeffree allegedly posted this

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jason voorhies is living in the bronx, on grindr, and is a cross dresser?

imagine jason voohries,
in a bra and panties,
hackin’ up one of his victims.
scary thought,
huh?
jason would totally not make it as a crossdresser.

seriously tho,
that scene actually happened because of a grindr hook up gon’ wrong

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the 2020 presidential debates have me up tonight

i’m actually very concerned.
like,
i can’t even fall asleep i’m that much in my feelings.
first is how my straight home wolf told me if he takes me to this expensive restaurant,
i might have to give up the ass.
i told him he can get the ass and i’ll give him head.

 he was joking,
but the thought of it has me horny af.
secondly,
after watching the presidential debates tonight between biden vs trump,

i came to one solid conclusion…

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