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the monsters have been let back into the streets (charles morgan)

if you didn’t know,
they have released a ton of criminals back into the forests these days.
you can thank the rona.
( x read it here )
( x another article here )
it’s about to be gotham city out here.
where tf is batman?
Lord knows we got the penguin as president.

well the following story made it all too real.
charles morgan (^above) went off to visit family,
but he never reached.
he was brutally murdered by a monster…
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nfl rookie, kemah siverand, risked it all for the WAP (it better be the wettest because…)

they tell these baller wolves:

“Don’t bring no one into the NBA/NFL Bubbles”

…but do some of them listen?
nope.
the WAP continues to bring down males one day at a time.
kemah siverand is a rookie who was drafted to the seattle seahawks.
right now,
he is on the next thing smoking back to his crib.
why?…
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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

amir yass allegedly didn’t [redacted] to michael b. jordan and got no lousy t-shirt

honesty hour:

If Michael B Jordan wanted me to [redacted],
guess who is gonna be buying knee pads?

you guessed it.
*raises hands*
i’d even throw in mints for the job.
(the foxes know what mints do when giving [redacted]…)
some of these folks out here can’t hold water so the forests would know.
ex-publicist,
amir yass,
should be named “niagra falls” because…
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