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lebron james is the epitome of bde

i’m prepared to font it.
dragged,
be damned.

Lebron James is the sexiest baller wolf in the NBA

i’m glad to get that off my chest.
sex appeal isn’t all about “looks” for me.
it’s about how a male carries himself.
it’s that confidence.
confidence (and intelligence) is sexy af to me.
granted that lebron comes with sick bawdy,
a confident walk,
and the best pair of bow legs.
he carries himself like he knows he is “it” and whew i-
today,
lebron put on his best cocoa butter on his way to the nba bubble.
well…
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the answer to new yawk’s rat problem has arrived

i’ll never forget one time i was standing on the D train platform at 125th.
i had my headphone volume at “do not talk to me“.
i saw these random folks trying to get my attention and pointing at my foot.
when i look down…

THIS RAT IS SNIFFING MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah.
screamed like a a whole girl and ran down the platform.
rats in new yawk do not respect us,
but i think we might have the answer for their asses.
look at what was found on a train platform over the weekend via “the daily mail“…
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safaree raps about how good his jamaican beef patty is inside the wap

you knew a remix to “wap” was coming.
did you even have to wonder?
safaree,
cardi’s lhhny castmate,
took his jamaican beef patty in the booth with his version called:

b.a.d reflix.
well…
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how to do a soft outing of one of your ex boyfriends on a podcast (olivia munn)

everyone always think males,
of all sexuality,
are the ones who kiss and tell.

You might be shocked to realize how many vixens will spill the beans.

many vixens tell me all about dudes they got smashed by.
i’ve been told how the stroke was and how big the pipe is.
luckily for them,
the dick and stroke reports stopped with me.

Many vixens will out a male in a heartbeat too.

they will quietly observe until a pot of tea is poured and there ya go.
“i knew he was gay because…”
actress,
olivia munn,
went on whitney cummings podcast to softly outed an ex boyfriend.
this is what she had to say @1:25

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the kids will be the weapons used to kill off all the grownups

wtf is going on with this country?
why is it so ghetto?
4real?
they know damn well these kids shouldn’t be in school during a pandemic.
if they still telling adults to wear masks and do social distancing,
why would they ever think the kids with adhd would listen to that shit?
these types are the most worrisome:

“My mommy and daddy said the coronavirus is fake and wearing masks mean your freedom is being taken away.”

when i saw how many kids tested for the rona since going back to school…
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