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he destroyed my male pums and i can’t sit or shit right for a whole 2 weeks

oh hi.
that’s me after my future manz blew my back out.
he was waiting to dig into my tight and juicy brown sugar wonder.
after i told him:

“Slow down baby.
The lovin’ ain’t going nowhere.”

…he proceed to push my head through the mattress and work my hole like a 9 to 5,
with overtime.
sometimes when a wolf been fiending for your good stuff,
he will destroy your hole in the process.
literally.
i’ve been having a lot of thoughts about sex in our male pums.
we have discussed making sure the platter is clean,
but what about the alleged risks that come with it.
i saw the following on “reddit” and i wanted to share it with the foxhole

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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON X MARKS THE FOX

herman cain lost his battle trying to keep up the good fight (ironic)

ironic“.
there is a song from alanis morissette i really like off her “jagged little pill” album.

 

what?
that album is therapy for the broken-hearted.
anyway,
the song is all about ironic situations that happen in this interesting life of ours.
herman cain,
a republican and stark trump supporter,
died today.
it’s the “how” that leads to the irony via “the washington post“…

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Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (97)

i thought this type of shit only happened in the movies.

Scorned she-jackal,
or vixen depending on who you talk to,
disrupting a wedding.
the pastor says “speak now of forever hold your peace,
which is a crock of shit,
and here go the scorned and bitter lov-ah.

It ends in a ravaged wedding dress,
blackened eyes,
and a security escort out the door.

well judging from this video on tik tok

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