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“arrested for concealed weapon in the car” by tory lanez featuring…

this ain’t my song tho….
first of all,
why ain’t no tell me tory lanez was bajan?
that news shocked tf outta me.
so i casually listened to a tory records until that last ep he came out with.
“chixtape 5”.
i wore that record out when it first dropped.
well tory is no stranger to fuck shit.
he was just arrested on weapon’s charges,
but he had a special guest feature in the car via “tmz“…
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hakeem lyon aka bryshere gray is drip droppin’ the career down the toilet

when “empire” first started…

first off,
the turn of terror that “empire” even took is baffling…

… but you couldn’t tell the vixens that hakeem lyon wasn’t sexy.
he was even a snack in bet’s “new edition story“.
i thought bryshere gray was headed to a successful acting career,
but he has been getting into a lot of random dumb shit.
today,
he was arrested for alleged domestic violence issues

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russell westbrook, and his amazing biceps, make a statement (one we won’t like)

oh hi biceps.
you know i love biceps.
it’s gonna be so weird to see the nba baller wolves playing without an audience.
as you know,
they are headed to disney world to finish the season for the “nba restart“.
that’s another thing.
they are playing in florida where the spikes are high af.
well mr. biceps aka russell westbrook
who plays for the houston rockets,
had an announcement on his social media…

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rip naya rivera aka santana lopez

i’m so glad that the family was able to get closure.
i was just telling someone that if they didn’t find her body,
lake piru was going to be a huge tourist attraction.

“This is where Glee’s Naya Rivera was never found.”

sadly,
i don’t have good news to report in regards to her outcome.
naya was found today via “tmz“…

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why do you care whose private parts i had in my mouth? (do you want yours in my mouth?)

boom.
when i wake up in the morning,
the first thing i do is scroll my twitter.
i always tell folks that twitter is the best news source.
^that tweet was the first thing i saw this morning.
it led to these tweets
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“surviving day to day” is the new black

“You got to hold on little longer than you think you can, cause there is good shit working its way to you that you don’t even know about.”poussey, season 7, orange is the new black

as much as we can do the right thing,
stay on the straight and narrow,
be good to people,
and cross the street without jay walking,
we might not get our happy endings.
yesterday,
i decided to finish the entire last season of “orange is the new black“.
i started it when it first dropped,
but during that time of my life,
i was really depressed over work wolf and had no urge to do the things i loved.
the finale of that show,
where we saw endings and beginnings with all the characters,
reminded me of something…

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