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he destroyed my male pums and i can’t sit or shit right for a whole 2 weeks

oh hi.
that’s me after my future manz blew my back out.
he was waiting to dig into my tight and juicy brown sugar wonder.
after i told him:

“Slow down baby.
The lovin’ ain’t going nowhere.”

…he proceed to push my head through the mattress and work my hole like a 9 to 5,
with overtime.
sometimes when a wolf been fiending for your good stuff,
he will destroy your hole in the process.
literally.
i’ve been having a lot of thoughts about sex in our male pums.
we have discussed making sure the platter is clean,
but what about the alleged risks that come with it.
i saw the following on “reddit” and i wanted to share it with the foxhole

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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON X MARKS THE FOX

herman cain lost his battle trying to keep up the good fight (ironic)

ironic“.
there is a song from alanis morissette i really like off her “jagged little pill” album.

 

what?
that album is therapy for the broken-hearted.
anyway,
the song is all about ironic situations that happen in this interesting life of ours.
herman cain,
a republican and stark trump supporter,
died today.
it’s the “how” that leads to the irony via “the washington post“…

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Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (97)

i thought this type of shit only happened in the movies.

Scorned she-jackal,
or vixen depending on who you talk to,
disrupting a wedding.
the pastor says “speak now of forever hold your peace,
which is a crock of shit,
and here go the scorned and bitter lov-ah.

It ends in a ravaged wedding dress,
blackened eyes,
and a security escort out the door.

well judging from this video on tik tok

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Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

so they just indicted atlanta city councilman antonio brown? (oh word???)

atlanta councilman,
antonio brown,
always had the best reputation…
thus far?
i don’t know much about him,
but some of the foxhole would send me various things about him.
he sat on city council,
hung out with the fione attentionistos,
did a ton of charity work,
and they made him seem really down to earth.
( x see his ig )
( x see his councilman page )
well 2020 is back at it again.
antonio brown just got “indicted indicted“…
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foxhole, britney wants you to know it’s not a rose! it’s soap! (it’s just soap)

this looks like the real britney spears.
depending on who you speak to,
they’d tell you that this:

…is a designer imposter.
it’s no surprise that britney has been off for a while now.
i saw a recent video that had me put my hand to my mouth.
it was her in the tub letting us know a rose really wasn’t a rose
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all of the 90s black tv show classics are gonna be back in stock (on this decade’s blockbuster video)

“90s and up” kids understand the joy that was blockbuster video.
friday nights at blockbuster was poppin’.
that’s when you go to rent the newest release that was in the theater.
i use to beg my parents to pick up “such and such” a movie/game.
for those who remember,
there was like 50-11 copies of the new movie and all of them would be gone.
honestly,
those were some of the best moments of my childhood.
in 2020,
blockbuster is no more (well except one place in the us)…

…but it’s all about streaming movies and tv shows.
no more getting vex by something we want to see not being in stock.
it’s all there at our fingertips,
whether illegally or not.
i woke up from a nap today to see all of my 90s fav black tv shows are coming back…

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