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manuel, or alexis, aka @platdr debuts the dominican meats

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manuel,
or alexis,
aka @platdr,
was looking like he was scamming on his “onlyfans” for a second.

WE WANT TO SEE HIS THICK DOMINICAN MEATS

we don’t want to see meat covered in emojis.
he is my dominican stripping and escorting crush

…and needless to say
i was disappointed af.
well manuel,
or alexis,
aka @platdr debuted his meat today and well…
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Posted in TURN YO TV ON

so i watched the season 4 finale of “insecure” and, uh, well…

this was my exact fact after the “insecure” season finale last night.
i think i babbled “wtf was that?” as well.
no seriously…

WTF was that?

when i look back at season 1 of that show,
you can tell the writing was a vastly different up until now.
i have a few thoughts

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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

demetrius jenkins is good at rockin’ your mic

has this one had sex on his onlyfans yet?
foxhole fav,
demetrius jenkins,
is one of my karaoke kings.
he can lip sync to a song,
lemme tell ya.

 

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he looks like he is an animal in bed.
well it seems like demetrius might be launching a new career pretty soon.
foxhole,
we might be stanning a rapping icon pretty soon…
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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" WOW X MARKS THE FOX

derek jr is straight (for the 50th time, he has to remind ya’ll…)

so derek jr is fed up!
fed tf up with ya’ll assuming he is gay or bi.
he tole ya’ll before he is straight,
but just likes to eat vixen tail every now and… now,
pretty much.
can i tell ya’ll how much i love an ig press release?
derek had to put one out to remind ya’ll of his sexuality…
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