Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

i will not fall into your trap satan (you will not lure me into the pits of over-thinking hell)

“i don’t know what i want to do with my life.”
“let me scroll twitter for a while again…”
“maybe i should jack off again.
i mean,
shit,

i’ve done it like 5 times so far…”
“i wonder what he is doing?
does he even still think about me anymore?”
“i should be over him,
but i can’t seem to get him off my mind.”
“do i want a job or a career?”
“what would i even do in this new world of wfh these days?”
“i’m feeling scared for the future,
but i’m still trying to stay optimistic.”

“are we sure unemployment is extended?”
“let me go watch a tv show or something…”

that was me over-thinking in the span of 10 minutes just now.
i had to get tf up and write this entry.
you know what i’ve realized during this social isolation?…

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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THE RISE OF THE PRE BALLER WOLVES

pharoah looks like he would beat the depression right out of you

…and i’m talking about a different kind of “beat”.
the good kind that leaves one (maybe 2 depending on the freakiness) body part sore.
so i felt depressed this weekend so i went and picked up a wolf.
well,
not really.
i’m social distancing.
seriously tho,
when the foxhole cums through with the meat,
i’m always available to feast.
when i see this in a dm:

“JAMARI!!!!!”

i know i’m about to get a happy meal.
well cng photography uploaded this to their instagram over the weekend…

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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

dj pauly d is part of “beard gang strong” now

ya’ll know i don’t fuck with reality tv too tough,
but i did think dj pauly d from “jersey shore” was cute.
i can’t tell you if he was one of the good wolves,
or a plain ol fuck boi,
but he was always the one i’d “look at”.
well pauly d has a new look these days.
this is what he looks like now via his ig

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Posted in STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D" THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW

if you’re selfish, you probably can’t f*ck

*the following has sexual themes for mature a audience.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

sorry,
you can’t.
during my last podcast with karaoke,
the conversation shifted to sex and i said:

“People who are selfish are never good in bed.”

selfish doesn’t always have to be financially.
you can get anyone to buy you a drink or a pair of shoes.
you can’t fuck the drink or the shoes.
i’m fonting about:

Emotionally
Mentally
Spiritually

when you live a life where it’s “all about you“,
you are probably horrible to date and even wacker to fuck.
if you are on the receiving end of being selfish,
you could be a pillow prince (or princess).
you just lay there and expect to be pleased.
foxhole,
ya’ll done made me feel sorry for kevin gates in this sex tape…

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