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mj harris wants exclusive; corey slauson wants to bang everyone with a pulse (perfect relationship?)

i find a lot of folks agree to relationships that they aren’t comfortable with.
like,
he says “i’m only looking to fuck” but you want a whole ass relationship.
disconnect city.
so i’ve seen a couple videos from mj harris and he is a gem.
i love that he is so positive and inspiring.
his energy is so warm but

…why is he dealing with this fuck boi?

no offense to corey,
i’m sure he has other redeeming qualities,
but he is definitely not “boyfriend material”.
i get a strong “fwb” or “the dude you smash in-between relationships“.

 

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you’re making it obvious that you like other males sir

“Listen…
I mess with dudes,
but I’m not out there with it.
I’m not gonna hold you but I’m really attracted to you.
If you are cool with me not being out there,
we can mess around.
I’m not looking for anything serious right now.
If that isn’t what you’re looking for,
I understand and that’s cool too.”

….or something like that.
it’s perfect tho.
personally,
that is how you do shit if you’re on the low.
it saves hurt feelings and potential outing because you put it all on the table.
i think miscommunication is what causes hurt feelings tbh.
you want a relationship; they wants to fuck.
why are we not on the same page?
now don’t get me wrong….

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don’t tell your mother; la county is in the crib for the summer (cool for the summer?)

summer 2020 is officially cancelled.
hell,
2020 is cancelled.
i don’t think we gonna see each other unless its on zoom or house party.
well la county has officially extended their countdown.
this is how long folks gonna be in the crib via “la times“…
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