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trump wants to make america pray again

trump never ceases to amaze me.
he is like an abusive parent.
he’ll cuss you tf out and then want to pray for you after.
i guess the rona has really got him shaking in his spray tan because…

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the battle to wipe your ass in case of emergency

the rona has folks out here acting completely ridiculous.
as you know,
the country was declared a national emergency by dump on friday.
that has caused folks to go into full blown panic.
i saw an older vixen in the store with about 4 different kinds of hot sauces.
supermarkets have been wiped out,
folks are out here ( x re-selling hand sanitizer ),
but one major thing has gone missing…

Toilet paper

folks are out here legit beefing over toilet paper…

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your end goal should be the goal

the andrew gillum scandal from yesterday had me thinking since last night.
when we meet big deals in these forests,
it can be sorta intimidating.
i can attest when i went on a date with a nfl baller wolf,
i was shook af.
my situation was tame compared to others out here.

Ya’ll be ready to be in a full blown scandal

so i thought to myself how can i help the foxhole for situations like this?
i put together a list on how make sure you’re always good…

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