Would You Walk A Mile In Dwyane Wade Sneakers?

Screen Shot 2013-10-29 at 1.54.29 AMdwyane wade woke up one day and said:
i have everything i want in the world.
beautiful actress girlfriend.
cute kids.
successful career in basketball.
making the right choices with my fashion now.
how about i do something no one has ever done.
im gonna drop a sneaker line”.
well the following kicks below are from his alleged line.
what are we thinking?…
Screen Shot 2013-10-29 at 1.53.38 AM

Screen Shot 2013-10-29 at 1.53.57 AMare those paint stains on the them as well?
oh boy.
i know what i’m thinking:

Thats-Enoughjust because you are a hot basketball player,
doesn’t mean you are a hot sneaker designer wade.
there is a clown missing his shoes at barnum and bailey.
please return them.

lowkey: i’m trying to figure out what i would rock with those shoes.
my mind keeps shutting off on me.
listen i like loud sneakers,
but wade’s are damn near bose surround sound.
if you ever plan on wearing loud or surround sound sneakers,

soild color outfit and light accessories.
remember: your sneakers should only be speaking for you.

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  1. James said:

    RESULT – the perfect accessory to finish off my Halloween costume this year!!!!!!!

    October 29, 2013
  2. Fla G said:

    I know what I’m thinking…damn D-Wade! Didn’t know you were hiding all dem cakes in your shorts. Tighter shorts this year please!

    October 29, 2013
    • The Man said:

      Hell Yea. D Wade been thick tho. Fuck the sneakers. If he start selling that ass he’ll make millions. *waves money in hand* “Over here Dwayne.”

      October 29, 2013
  3. Zen Buddha said:

    Doesn’t matter how ugly the shoes are, American idiots will by them if a celebrity’s name is attached to them.The same with those shitty perfumes.

    October 29, 2013
  4. Tyson said:

    I WOULD NOT be rocking these!

    October 29, 2013
  5. mikey kun said:

    Ummmmmmmmmmmm no thanks

    October 29, 2013
  6. Nubiansol said:

    I am not interested in the shoes, but D. Wade I can most certainly lick and eat those cakes. I haven’t been watching MIA because of his teammate Lebron James. Now that I have been paying him some attention I guess it’s ok now.

    October 29, 2013
  7. Jrock said:

    Mmmmm!!!! Tasty!!!!! Gabrielle is a very lucky lady!

    October 30, 2013

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