Usher’s Favorite Position Is The “Upward Dog”


before the alleged “h starts for” scandal,
i admired how usher lived on his snap and insta-snap.
he would always be traveling,
taking beautiful photos,
and showing us his behind the scenes in a luxurious way.
it wasn’t attentionisto at all.
he has a good eye for all things beautiful.
that was not meant to be shady,
well usher has gotten into yoga something serious.
he posted this on his ig

usher was never one for a big tail.
i wonder if he is an alleged wolf?
he posted this a whole back too…

i hear yoga helps center you to a peaceful place.
it helps relieve stress and clear your mind.
not to mention,
it looks like it makes you flexible as hell.
my personal favorite.
i’ll allow it.

lowkey: i like he hasn’t answered anything.
he is from the “old school entertainers” handbook.
say nothing.
beyonce is also good for that too.
it all comes out in the music.


  1. Brent Christopher said:

    Usher has always had flat cakes! I just knew by now that he had grown a little something more back there with his grown man weight. UGH! Guess not. It’s more flat than I even remember.

    August 19, 2017
    • Chris said:

      I knew he didn’t have a big ass but I didn’t know it was that flat! My goodness

      August 19, 2017
  2. Lindo said:

    When his pee pee is burning, he can meditate through the pain.

    August 19, 2017
  3. Fewer squats and lunges, more hip thrusts and donkey kicks…

    It’ll turn them flapjacks of his into cute lil’ cupcakes.

    August 19, 2017

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