Usher Wants To Know How You Want Your Eggs? (Fertilized)

Screen Shot 2014-05-24 at 9.25.34 PMusher is such a dilf.
can we call wolves “dilfs”?
well hell…
we callin’ him a dilf here.

so usher won a bet and had to pay up.
if his team member on the voice,
josh kauffman,
won for the season.
so what was the bet?
well usher said he would cook breakfast in his underwear.
well what a coinky dink.
i me my foxhole we was hungry too…

i think i’m more interested in the raw sausage.deepthroat_549bb2_480129-1…i meant the sausage in the fridge!
not his drawz!
i’m actually hungry for breakfast food.
what kind of fox do you think i am?

lowkey: i reallllllllllllllly like his new song,
“good kisser”.

i’d like to put a good kiss on his raw sausage.
by sausage,
i mean the one in the fridge.

taken from his: instagram


  1. over it said:

    He’s sexy as hell, but that mullet/shag shit he got going on has got to go!

    May 24, 2014
  2. The Man said:

    Damn Usher, you got it going on man. I wonder if he would let me hit? Y’all know he is a lil freak on the low.

    May 24, 2014
  3. Zen Buddha said:

    Yes dilfs are a thing. Str8 dudes call every woman with kids a milf, even if she’s a yuck-mouth crackhead.

    I still remember seeing Usher’s pubes. I was so turned on. I wasn’t the only one that noticed tho, because the next time I saw it, his pubes were censored. Everybody was like “What do they have blocked out, was his dick showing.” I was like “No, his pubic hair was showing.”

    Of course I had to backtrack so they wouldn’t suspect a certain something about me. đŸ˜‰

    May 24, 2014
  4. Lindo said:

    Now I’m hungry for salchicha with mash platanos and scramble eggs and fried american cheese.

    May 24, 2014
  5. Prof M said:

    Sexy. But I just noticed that Mr. Raymond has no ass.

    May 25, 2014

Play nice, stay on topic, and for the love of God: NO SPAM IN THE FOXHOLE!