The Fox Who Cried “WOLF!!!… STOP!!!!!! NO REALLY!!! STOP!!!”

If I hear about another Wolf telling me about a Fox who could not take his pipe….
… even after bragging that he could.

I think it is false advertising.

“LOOKING FOR:

FOX WANTING A NICE BODY AND A NICE BIG DICK.
LITTLE DICKS NOT WELCOMED.
ONLY BIG SQUASH DICKS HERE.
YOU HEAR ME!
DON’T HIT ME UP IF YOU GOT A NORMAL DICK.
I NEED A BIG FAT DICK!!! YUMMM!!!”

… then when he meets his fat double-dicked Stallion Wolf,
10 minutes through the ride, he is ready to get off…

… and not without a fight.

What is with these Foxes who cry WOLF… STOP!

I have said it before and I will say it again,
I DO NOT LIKE BIG DICKS.
Not because they aren’t nice to look at,
but it just causes too much wear an tear on my Foxhole.
As much fun as wearing depends at 35, I’ll pass.
Then again, other Foxes do not think like me.
Have you noticed that Snow Foxes will take a big dick in a heart beat?
They have no problem putting a Volkswagen in their Foxholes.
But it made me wonder:

What is so big about a big dick?

I ended talking to a Hybrid Wolf on Twitter who has a BDD (Big Dick Dilemma).
His tweet was re-tweeted by another Hybrid Wolf about:

“can i just have great sex with no interruptions what so ever”

As curious as a Fox is, I wanted to know what he was talking about.
So…. I lured him into my lair of course and I asked him.
He proceeded to tell me that his big dick causes major issues.

“omg im not that big. 8×6.5 aint outta line. enuff pleasure to hit the spot and stretch dem walls jus enuf 2 fall in love..”

I was getting intrigued.
BUT… I wanted to know what he meant by not being able to take his dick.

” ppl running from the dick, niggas ripping, being scared of the dick, them nutting to quick, stuff like that and even after i eat it and lube it up”

I was getting scared.

“I mean how big is this man’s dick??” I asked myself.

He started to tell me how he older Foxes took his dick like a champ, but younger ones tapped out half a round.
He even started to tell me about his neighbor he fucked (the one with the great sex interruptions tweet).
After he was giving it to him good missionary, he flipped him over for that doggy style and ripped him a new one… literally.

When we as Foxes tease these Wolves about giving us some good dick,
they actually make sure they give us that good dick.
You cant expect to be sexting a Wolf about what you are going to do to him and not live up to the expectation.
Again, that is false advertising.
And with a big dick, he is going to make sure he fucks us into another galaxy.

It got me to thinking about the Wolf, the Big Dick, and the Foxes who think they can handle it.
Isn’t it frustrating for the Wolf to try and break a back when the Fox is breaking away?
It is better to just put the whole thing in his mouth and break even?

What happens to all these poor big Wolves with these big dicks that no one wants to fuck?
Is there a support group they all congregate at?
I know I would be at that event…
… but in a sky box with a DO NOT ENTER sign on my ass.

When it comes to big dicks and the Foxes who claim they can take it, but really can’t…

Should the Wolf blame his dick, or his Fox?

41 thoughts on “The Fox Who Cried “WOLF!!!… STOP!!!!!! NO REALLY!!! STOP!!!”

  1. The top if he doesn’t know how to put that thing to good use
    The bottom…generally not, but if you can’t sort your fantasies from what you would be able or just willing to do in reality, then you need to go into rehab or see a shrink or something.

  2. #whoisjamarifox :
    … and this is why I believe in test driving the car before I buy it.
    No way am I not going to try a stick and see if it makes shifts in my stomach.

    LOL this is code for I want to stick it and quit it lol. No wonder type D bottoms have so many problems finding a man lol. This is my last official comment on this tread and I am shutting it down !!!! So go to sleep and Moderator start a new thread about the real bottoms out there who like a real man’s dick and not some pansy who is calling themselves tops!!!! You know the ones who are all into the bottom’s fucking feelings, and scare to rupture a few of their anal walls. My motto is if a bottom has any anal walls they need to be torn down!!!! LOL

  3. Okay I am offically ending this tread I have a flight to catch in the morning!!!! Moderator I am going to get dat azz next time I am in NYC so you better take out some earthquake insurance lol , and pay down on a nice wheel chair ramp for yo building lol

  4. #whoisjamarifox :
    NOPE!
    I am not trying to play guide it… wait… hold up… ow… ok take it out… lube it up for the 50th time… ok back in… WAIT… OW…. IT REALLY HURTS…. ok eat me out again…
    It can be really annoying.

    That is why I will see to it that yo hands and legs are nice and secure (with rope) before the pounding begins. Yell I fuck so hard that it shows up on Cal Tech Seismograph lol. I have been responsible for a lot of false earthquake reports in my day lol. The recent so called Quake in DC and in NYC that was me LOL

  5. #whoisjamarifox :
    ^lmao my stunt double will handle all your needs.
    I’ll just replace him in the morning with breakfast and a nice kiss for a job well done

    LOL hell naw to get breakfast from this top I got to blow that back out, and I will take a DNA sample to make sure it’s you before I start drilling lol

  6. UrSoVain :
    Be specific, what exactly would you like for a bottom to do during sex (besides throw it back while ur hitting it from behind)? Because there is only so much i can contribute while laying on my back/ stomach.

    To me it don’t matter what position they assume cause I am going to get maximum penetration no matter what position they are in lol. I just don’t like when they try to ride me!!! Dat is a fucking bottoms way of controlling dick to ass ratio lol

  7. Mr. 8×6.5 :
    see again i am a top but i have bottomed i know very well what im doing and what us happening to the bottom im a size king myself even though im a top again i know what im doing when it cones to sex im not shy about flashing my dick the 1st date because i know whats betsden my legs its the bottoms choice then and thdre to say they can or cant and if you cant dont pretend you can i know about taking it slow i know about proper ass eating techniques i know about foreplay but its a team effort like some of you said what i jus said was all a top can do its still the bottoms job to clean out and prep themself with fingering and dildos before hand to get that pregame stretch, end of story ive fucked great older bottoms and they were great cause they participated in working to a common goal these under 28 yo old bottoms think theyre supposed to just lay there and get all the pleasure its not just about you
    I HANDLE MINES IN THE BEDROOM ITS THE OTHER PERSON WHO AGAIN NEEDS TO MAN UP, REREAD IF YOU HAVE TO WHAT I WROTE CAUSE THERE ARE ALOT OF VALID POINTS

    I have a lot of respect for verse brothers because they know what it is to give or take dick on a reg. I will still treat their azz like Seal team 9 going in to get a terrorist but I respect them for the service that they provide lol

  8. MrSOMagical :
    Jay you already know how I feel about this…its takes time for me to get adjusted to a 7in and you expect me to go higher than 9? nuh uh…Let me take a picture….

    LOL the only picture that will be taken of my dick will be the MRI showing my dick wedged in ya guts!!!! lol

  9. see again i am a top but i have bottomed i know very well what im doing and what us happening to the bottom im a size king myself even though im a top again i know what im doing when it cones to sex im not shy about flashing my dick the 1st date because i know whats betsden my legs its the bottoms choice then and thdre to say they can or cant and if you cant dont pretend you can i know about taking it slow i know about proper ass eating techniques i know about foreplay but its a team effort like some of you said what i jus said was all a top can do its still the bottoms job to clean out and prep themself with fingering and dildos before hand to get that pregame stretch, end of story ive fucked great older bottoms and they were great cause they participated in working to a common goal these under 28 yo old bottoms think theyre supposed to just lay there and get all the pleasure its not just about you
    I HANDLE MINES IN THE BEDROOM ITS THE OTHER PERSON WHO AGAIN NEEDS TO MAN UP, REREAD IF YOU HAVE TO WHAT I WROTE CAUSE THERE ARE ALOT OF VALID POINTS

    1. Be specific, what exactly would you like for a bottom to do during sex (besides throw it back while ur hitting it from behind)? Because there is only so much i can contribute while laying on my back/ stomach.

  10. Jay you already know how I feel about this…its takes time for me to get adjusted to a 7in and you expect me to go higher than 9? nuh uh…Let me take a picture….

  11. I never thought that I would live to see the day black bottoms running from a big dicked top. Next you will be telling me that Bill Clinton did have sex with that woman lol. Anyway I am out I need to make it safe for the other bottoms and weak tops to cum out a play. lol

  12. You should have called it in freak of a black mandingo dick, or I really want a white man lol

  13. LOL I have fucked a few doubles men and it was not the same as fucking the real deal. In the end you will give into the Jedi Dick Trick!!!

  14. Studies have been done that when it comes to men in general and this study was on fucking so called str8 men. Than in a locker room situation where they are naked two things happen their eyes are always going to go downwards at the other men fucking dicks. Some sexologists believe that if two men are naked and one of them doesn’t look at their other man’s dick then they are most likely gay. The second fucking thing that happens is that men then to consider the man with the biggest dick to be the alpha male of the group. Personally I never got when people say that men who do it slow and easy know what they are fucking doing in bed when I heard an equal amount of bottoms say he had all that dick and didn’t do anything. At the end of the day bottoms desire to be dominated in the bed room. SO I say break their fucking backs and make them breakfast in the AM. lol

  15. We attach a man’s worth to his dick size.
    Right or wrong, something about a big dick screams manliness to a Fox.
    That in combination with a nice ego is enough to get most of us going.
    The problem comes in when the man with the big dick has no idea what to do with it. You can’t just force yourself in. It’s an ass, it only stretches so far so soon.

    My ex knew what he was doing. Had a good 9-9.5 and pretty thick. He would ease it in. Get it wet and slowly slide it in and out before he put it all in.
    It takes patience. On both ends.
    Wolves are wolves because they don’t like the feeling of a dick going in their ass at all to begin with.
    So have some compassion.
    Complaining about something that you’re too much of a bitch to do yourself.

  16. im the big dick in question the biggest problem i have are bottoms themselves. the fact you dont give dick, perfect being a bottom know what to do to prepare yourself your a new bigger adventure. i can show mercy and take it slow thats not the issue. i dont pound you out till the cows come home either. i dont because ive myself have given dick a test run, i feel i take dick better than the bottoms ive dealt with. its a dick going in your ass yes its going to hurt its if you have the will power to stay with it till it goes away. from past experience a fatter dick is more pleasurable becuase it hits the nerves in the walls as well as other spots. bottoms train yourselves, use a dildo or something cause not every guy has a lil dick. im tired of havin to coach bottoms mind you BOTTOMS on how to take care of themselves how to ride dick and how to keep it tite i shuldnt have to, becuase your the bottom

  17. ^well Vain let me ask you…
    If he was FIONE…
    I mean trade your momma in fione…
    and he was willing to be with you and only you..
    but he had a a big viking club dick…

    you would turn him down…?

    1. That’s difficult. If sex is something that is important to him and i’m unable to fulfill that need then I’d have to turn him down. But if he’s willing to compromise than we can make it work.

  18. Big dicks need not apply. One, because they hurt. Two, because most wolves really don’t know how to be gentle. They copy what they see in porn and expect us all to be like those skanks who are used to taking 9 or 10 inches. I’ve seen some boys pull out some really big ones and im like o.0? Where do you think that’s going?

    Most foxes claim to like big dicks because they really like the IDEA of them. Think the bigger the dick you can take the more desired you are. Or at leas the better you are at sex. And that just isn’t true.

    1. NOPE!
      I am not trying to play guide it… wait… hold up… ow… ok take it out… lube it up for the 50th time… ok back in… WAIT… OW…. IT REALLY HURTS…. ok eat me out again…

      It can be really annoying.

  19. Back in the 90s, I used to work out at Bally’s on 233 Broadway in New York City. One day, I was in the sauna and I saw this dude -butt ass naked of course- with a huge dick. It was at least 10, 11 inches, soft and cut. Thick, too. We struck up a conversation which inevitably turned to sex and and he told me that he actually broke up with his wife partly because they were unable to have sex. He was simply too big for her and she would be in pain hours after they fucked. That, by the way, happened twice during their 18-month marriage. (Both of them saved themselves for marriage so she had no way of knowing about his endowment.)

    I’m a wolf and have bottomed about 4 times in my life, but I can’t imagine getting pounded by a piece that big. Seems like too much of a good thing.

      1. Neither. I don’t take dick. And interestingly enough, he wanted to take mine. I didnt oblige. Lol

  20. I guess I’ll be the first whore to comment on this lmao
    “What is so big about a dude with a big dick” I’ll tell you: his ego. And say what you will but there is nothing like being in a reltionship (any type) with a cocky (pun intended) nigga that knows he can “get ya legs to shakin”. I’ve been there. Its amazing. *flashback..sips water*

    I’ll tel you in a sec I love a big’n. They’re just beautiful to look at. You feel like you own that mother fucker like a new benz. And it never loses that new car smell lmao. The problem comes when the idiot behind the wheel tries to drive the benz like a bulldozer. Like a guy told me “it ain’t sex if it hurts, baby”. I don’t touch anything over 8 but coupled with having the right chaufer, ppl don’t realize its not length that’s the problem, its width. if you think you can put a coke can up your ass, go ahead but length and average width is the key. Saddle up.

    1. ^the width is usually the killer.
      Hot Rod the pornstar has a nice piece of meat between his legs and it looks doable.
      The issue with these Wolves is the WHAM BAM BOOM POW thing they do with a big dick.
      Its “get in and get out”.
      The sex game needs to be different with a club for a dick.

  21. If Females have hard times taking big dicks (That in which the pussy is made to adjust to the sizes of the male anatomy) then I wouldn’t expect these dudes to be able to receive it in an area that is not made for penetration. Yeah we all know its a nice expression of manhood (mines included) but Big dicks are just eye candy…nobody really once to deal with them, especially if the dude in particular has a mean stroke game. LOL!

      1. I prefer to poke so he wouldn’t be no where near the ass to begin with not even to lick LMAO!

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