“you can’t trust them”
…but you still like fuckin them tho.
yeah you do.
why wouldn’t you?
they are usually masculine,
work out heavy in the gym,
and looking like a “george hill” designer imposter.
they can be ballers or stock brokers.
the “tumblr” guy you reblog.
the instagram account you stalk.
they are the fantasy basically.
so you end up fucking him and getting the bragging rights.
if you’re a new gay,
then we’re not finished.
new gay = someone who is just a complete doofus.
the new gay then proceeds to out him online.
he told you he was on the down low and you were confused and all.
calls and texts were not returned by the down low animal.
he pretty much got what he wanted.
the new gay didn’t realize he would be so fine and the sex would be ahhhhhh-mazing.
suddenly all down low men are assholes!
they need to be destroyed!
so the new gay goes anonymous on message boards.
put his dick pics and text messages on tumblr.
you even want everyone to how you topped him since he had a fat ass.
“we don’t believe you.
you need more people…” jay z voice.
well you got the video evidence to prove it.
the one he didn’t know was on the nightstand under the teddy bear.
its always a method to the madness with the new gays.
i thought you hated down low men tho?
the problem with most gays is they are so focused on what they DON’T want.
lets be real that gay men are usually walking blow up dolls.
we are known for our “great head”.
so the energy we tend to give off is “come fuck me”.
we are trained to look at other men in the eyes to catch signs.
we are front row at every glory hole,
online hook up,
and sex party wondering why we attract men who just want to fuck.
we DON’T want this evil down low animal,
yet we keep meeting them everywhere.
of course we fall for it each time.
if the gays who despise that lifestyle would stop concerning themselves with it,
maybe they would meet someone who isn’t on the down low.
that would be a perfect world tho.
so the new gays still continue to to cosign these vixens when they are witch hunting.
still continue to stalking “straight” men in hopes they do get down.
still pretending to be vixens online just to get a dick pic to show the world.
this is not a perfect world.
i never understood the hate towards down low animals.
well besides the obvious.
see life is not always a tyler perry movie.
not every animal out here on the down low is going around giving out hiv.
nor is he going to become a crackhead while being dark skin.
some of them are actually real chill.
they just come with rules that most don’t want to deal with.
maybe they’ve done it to others because they came off like queens?
don’t deal with them
…unless they out here passing out diseases like gift bags,
i never really had an issue with how someone chooses to live their life.
what you eat don’t make me shit.
i was never told to sneak in back doors,
walk 20 feet behind someone,
come over only at certain hours,
or treated like some sort of street walker in the night.
i was always treated with respect.
i give respect and i get it.
sure I’ve met a lot of dumb asses,
but never for the issues the other gays have.
well i also didn’t go fuck the married wolf in hopes he left his wife.
because you know that is always a brilliant idea.
lowkey: these vixens need to stop lookin for every down low animal as well.
they’re idea of down low is someone who is so fuckin’ OBVIOUS.
down low = not supposed to be able to tell ANYTHING.
they think they’re gaydar is ALWAYS fool proof.
when you walk in the bedroom with his legs in the air,
or his pelvis deep in some ass,
otherwise he is straight and you need to stop being a paranoid dumb ass.