so the dominican wolf just left my crib.
…and it is NOT how i wanted.
so i got a text with a confirm of him coming through around 6 or so.
i decided to clean up a little,
clean up inside me,
and get myself ready for what may be a intimate evening.
hell my body needed this.
i played a nice station on spotify in the background of some mellow hip hop.
after a couple text convos with a very mysterious “i have to show you when i get there”,
laced with smiley face emojis,
i knew something epic was going to happen.
or at least i prayed.
when he arrived at my door,
he had on a fitted white t,
and some jordan 6 infrareds.
i couldn’t take my eyes off his chest and arms.
i did not realize he was packing all that meat under his work uniform.
when he saw me,
a smile was plastered up on his face.
i like smiles.
before i could invite him in,
i saw this shadow next to him moving around.
before i could finish the sentence,
another wolf popped out from next to him.
dominican wolf introduced him as his “business partner”.
oh that’s not all.
there were two other wolves also standing in the hall as well.
am i about to get raped?” i said,
the two others were his other business partners.
they were not attractive period.
so we sat on my couch and made some small talk.
the two who came in last got up,
pulled something out a bag,
and pulled it open.
WISH YOU WERE HERE
confusion all over my face.
well basically they are all part of this thing called “worldventures” aka “dreamtrips”.
basically its this thing that you join,
where you pay like 160 dollars up front and every month is 61 dollars,
and you recruit people to join so the company can wave your fees.
you get discounted rates off booking trips to various states/countries.
each one of them tried to lure me into it with personal stories.
not one has actually been on a trip yet.
just had to put that out there.
they showed me a slide show and a video of people frolicking on the beach,
jumping on hotel beds,
some climbing mountains,
YOU SHOULD BE HERE
while this was happening,
dominincan wolf had a huge smile across his face.
i looked like i wanted to call the police for assault with false advertisement.
when i declined to join,
the business parter got aggressive.
he claimed he quit his job and is now going to live off what he is making.
the dominican wolf said he put in his two weeks to also live off this new found lifestyle.
the other two flunkies said something i wasn’t paying attention to care.
“yeah i’m okay.” i said, obviously over it.
how could you not want to join!
do you not want to travel the world?
you want to be a slave to that job, huh?
i understand.” the business partner said.
you getting real fresh in my crib.
well what he didn’t realize is while the video was playing,
i googled this so called business.
one of which they wanted my account info upfront.
well it turns out this is one big ponzi scheme where people solicit you to join.
they only make money when people join.
definitely wasn’t interested.
after a ton of back and forth about nothing,
no penis from the dominican wolf,
my patience flying out the window,
i kindly thanked them and showed them to the door.yeah.
was he only smiling in my face to recruit me in his cult?
i should have charged them for each glass of soda wasting my damn time.
read what i read about this “dreamtrips” thing: here
join at your own risk.
i won’t be.